Life on welfare
Oz
08-03-2003, 02:35 AM
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare.
I would really rather find a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing!
We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours on this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be
required to escort this young lady on her overseas holiday trips.
The salary is $200,000 a year."
The young man said, "You're bullshltting me."
The man behind the counter said, "Well... you started it."
I would really rather find a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing!
We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours on this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be
required to escort this young lady on her overseas holiday trips.
The salary is $200,000 a year."
The young man said, "You're bullshltting me."
The man behind the counter said, "Well... you started it."
trevolutionist
08-03-2003, 04:14 AM
:iceslolan :lol: :bigthumb: that's a new one to me
Jimster
08-03-2003, 05:41 AM
heard it before :repost:
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YogsVR4
08-03-2003, 11:12 AM
:lol: Funny because of the truth to it :lol:
TheNotoriousMogg
08-03-2003, 04:55 PM
:spit: :lol: ...that one is hella funny :thumbsup:
ac427cpe
08-03-2003, 09:16 PM
:lol: that one's awesome!
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