Knowledge Is Power

Knowledge is Power
Time is Money
and as every engineer knows,
Power is Work over Time.
So, substituting algebraic equations for these timeworn bits of wisdom, we get:

K = P (1)
T = M (2)
P = W/T (3)

Now, do a few simple substitutions:

Put W/T in for P in equation (1), which yields:
K = W/T (4)

Put M in for T into equation (4), which yields:

K = W/M (5).

Now we've got something. Expanding back into English, we get:

Knowledge equals Work over Money.

What MEANS that:

1. The More You Know, the More Work You Do, and
2. The More You Know, the Less Money You Make.

Solving for Money, we get:

M = W/K (6) Money equals Work Over Knowledge.

Thus, from equation (6) we see that Money approaches infinity as Knowledge approaches 0, regardless of the Work done.

What THIS MEANS is:

The More you Make, the Less you Know.

Solving for Work, we get

W = M K (7) Work equals Money times Knowledge

And, from equation (7) we see that Work approaches 0 as Knowledge approaches 0.

What THIS MEANS is:

The stupid rich do little or no work.

Working out the socioeconomic implications of this breakthrough is left as an exercise for the reader.

KB you are the hardest working moderator in the business!

Intriguing! Yet I wonder, your equation fails to include the every popular "Brown nosing factor" = BN.:D

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Intriguing! Yet I wonder, your equation fails to include the every popular "Brown nosing factor" = BN.:D

OK, I'll suck up to you too. You are the second hardest working moderator in the business! :p

yeah, i've seen that before. i don't really agree with it. =P

Once again.... "off the chains"!!! I still have the "Proof that girls are evil" equations hanging in my cubicle at work. I might have to print this one out, too!:hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe:

OMG KB, you're a freaking genius! :eek: That made so much sense it's scary! Now all you'll have to worry about are the men in black. They might be coming to your house or workplace right now! :uhoh: If this simple lil equation were to become public knowledge, civilization as we know it will crumble!!

Now, if I can only figure out the appropriate units...

That makes soo much sense, that its scary :uhoh:

Beat ya to it nubiannupe.:D


Proof That Girls Are Evil:

We all know that girls equal time and money, so....
girls= t(m)

We all know that time is money, so....
girls= m(m)
girls= m²

We all know that money is the root of all evil, so....
m²= evil

Soooo.....
girls=evil

ok, i have no idea what kris is on about so........
ill just now my head and agree.

*nods head and agrees*

Originally posted by nubiannupe
Once again.... "off the chains"!!! I still have the "Proof that girls are evil".....

*AHEM* Who remembers this thread?
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4534&highlight=girls

:D

Originally posted by Moppie


*AHEM* Who remembers this thread?
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4534&highlight=girls

:D

I remember that. Highly enlightening!

AHHHHHH MATH!!!!!

[g$ grabs head and runs out of room]