Who shot that beaver
Ricochet
08-01-2003, 11:26 AM
An eighty-five year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor
asks him how he is feeling.
"I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The Doctor considers this for a moment, and then says, "Well, let me
tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a
season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his
umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezed the handle. BAM!!!!
The beaver drops dead in front of him".
"That's impossible!" says the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot that beaver."
The Doctor says, "My point exactly."
asks him how he is feeling.
"I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The Doctor considers this for a moment, and then says, "Well, let me
tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a
season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his
umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezed the handle. BAM!!!!
The beaver drops dead in front of him".
"That's impossible!" says the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot that beaver."
The Doctor says, "My point exactly."
esp
08-01-2003, 11:28 AM
lol that one is pretty good. dont think i have ever heard that one, maybe i could be wrong. but as far as i know not a repost
ci5ic
08-01-2003, 11:30 AM
Actually, didn't someone post this like yesterday?!
nice joke though.
nice joke though.
Ricochet
08-01-2003, 11:36 AM
I don't hang out in the ot forum too much, sorry if it's a repost.
TheNotoriousMogg
08-01-2003, 11:41 AM
never heard that one its a good one :thumbsup:
YogsVR4
08-01-2003, 01:05 PM
:lol:
:bigthumb:
:bigthumb:
grimmy
08-02-2003, 10:44 PM
thats a good one:iceslolan
trevolutionist
08-03-2003, 04:52 AM
:iceslolan :bigthumb: :lol: :spit: :rofl:
NSX-R-SSJ20K
08-03-2003, 05:15 AM
nice :bigthumb:
Jimster
08-03-2003, 07:50 AM
lovin' it :bigthumb:
Oz
08-03-2003, 07:59 AM
:thumbsdow:headshake
:sleep::sleep::sleep:
:sleep::sleep::sleep:
Jimster
08-03-2003, 08:14 AM
Originally posted by Oz
:thumbsdow:headshake
:sleep::sleep::sleep:
Wet blanket :loser:
:thumbsdow:headshake
:sleep::sleep::sleep:
Wet blanket :loser:
Oz
08-03-2003, 08:29 AM
Lesson 1:
Call a spade a fucking shovel and you'll be sweet.
Call a spade a fucking shovel and you'll be sweet.
integra818
08-04-2003, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K
nice :bigthumb:
:smile:
nice :bigthumb:
:smile:
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