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Surely it would be quicker to walk?

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I still think that the spokes can be pillfered :evillol:

Actually,that's such an ugly bike,I think it may have be left like that to stop people from stealing the railings!:lol:

there are locks that are not locked to anything... :eek7:

Originally posted by ChopinPorkChop
there are locks that are not locked to anything... :eek7:

but they would still interfere with the forks if you tried to turn the wheels.:cool:

Hmmm, those handlebars look like an easy steal though.

a set of handlebars for your Yugo?






sounds like a fair swap.:cool:

lol

whats that lock doing on the pedal? it doesn't even look like it is connected to anything else, so it could easily be removed.

Originally posted by taranaki
a set of handlebars for your Yugo?






sounds like a fair swap.:cool:

:loser:ame-o. How about your old Toyota?

Originally posted by Sean
lol

whats that lock doing on the pedal? it doesn't even look like it is connected to anything else, so it could easily be removed.

That's the alarm.It clanks loudly against the road when someone tries to ride your bike away.:bigthumb:

Originally posted by 2strokebloke

How about your old Toyota?

I'm done with it.Send me the freight costs and I'LL GIVE IT YOU FOR FREE.:smile: You can even keep the handlebars.:bigthumb:

Good. I'll need them to convert it to wrong-hand drive.

Nah,just do what I do,drive on the wrong side of the road.:bananadie

But if I drive on the wrong side of the road here, I can't read other people's mail.

I don't have time to read while I am shaving,I need my spare hand to eat breakfast.

lol thats funny :spit:

Is it a full size spare? Or can you only use it for a small ammount of time before you need to get a new full sized hand?

:tongue: jeez,you are sharp today,did you sleep in the knife drawer last night?

No, I'm Dave today. Who are you? And did I what? Sleep with the "Knife Drawer"? No, I'm not the type who likes artists.

I knew it.Another damn Dave.Board is crawling with them.

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I hope he has one key that fits all !! :eek7: