Proof that the Aztek is butt ugly:
ugly kid jon
07-25-2003, 10:32 AM
This review was written by Maddox, not me, but you should know that Maddox is right about everything, if you disagree with him you are wrong.
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"With this car, Pontiac has set out to finish what Cortez started by pilfering the Aztecs of their last remaining treasure: their name. Except Pontiac spelled it with a "k" because spelling words inkorrectly is totally kool TO THE MAX.
I can just imagine the designers brainstorming, when suddenly the bosses son came up with this cock barf: "hey, let's make the back end of the car look like a deformed rhombus, and while we're at it, let's smash two cars on top of each other for the front half and call it a day!" The double grill disaster they have going on in the front sets a new benchmark for stupid grills (a title previously held by the Cadillac Escalade).
The end result is a car that Montezuma himself would be proud to drive, had his entire civilization not been savagely murdered by blood sucking Spanish conquistadors. Then again, even people from the 14th century probably had better taste than the putzes who buy cars today. I was going to rate this car lower, but my opinion is biased because of my contempt for Cortez.
That about does it, I hope this guide helps you avoid buying a shitty car. If not, go to hell. "
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is this man a genius or what?!?!?
Quote:-------------------------------------------------------
"With this car, Pontiac has set out to finish what Cortez started by pilfering the Aztecs of their last remaining treasure: their name. Except Pontiac spelled it with a "k" because spelling words inkorrectly is totally kool TO THE MAX.
I can just imagine the designers brainstorming, when suddenly the bosses son came up with this cock barf: "hey, let's make the back end of the car look like a deformed rhombus, and while we're at it, let's smash two cars on top of each other for the front half and call it a day!" The double grill disaster they have going on in the front sets a new benchmark for stupid grills (a title previously held by the Cadillac Escalade).
The end result is a car that Montezuma himself would be proud to drive, had his entire civilization not been savagely murdered by blood sucking Spanish conquistadors. Then again, even people from the 14th century probably had better taste than the putzes who buy cars today. I was going to rate this car lower, but my opinion is biased because of my contempt for Cortez.
That about does it, I hope this guide helps you avoid buying a shitty car. If not, go to hell. "
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is this man a genius or what?!?!?
jon@af
07-25-2003, 01:28 PM
It's an opinion, it means nothing. Read what RandyG said in one of the other threads.
RandyG
07-25-2003, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by ugly kid jon
This review was written by Maddox, not me, but you should know that Maddox is right about everything, if you disagree with him you are wrong.
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"With this car, Pontiac has set out to finish what Cortez started by pilfering the Aztecs of their last remaining treasure: their name. Except
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is this man a genius or what?!?!?
Maddox is very funny and brilliant in most of his assertions, especially the misogyny stuff. He also reviewed several other cars as well, with the Gary Busey ugly meter. However if you're going to post this as actual evidence (from a satire site), then your whole argument just collapsed. Needless to say, don't even think of buying any automobile that isn't safe, socially accepted and non-threatening. You'll get broken down in no time.
Randy
This review was written by Maddox, not me, but you should know that Maddox is right about everything, if you disagree with him you are wrong.
Quote:-------------------------------------------------------
"With this car, Pontiac has set out to finish what Cortez started by pilfering the Aztecs of their last remaining treasure: their name. Except
.
.
.
end quote:-------------------------------------------------------
is this man a genius or what?!?!?
Maddox is very funny and brilliant in most of his assertions, especially the misogyny stuff. He also reviewed several other cars as well, with the Gary Busey ugly meter. However if you're going to post this as actual evidence (from a satire site), then your whole argument just collapsed. Needless to say, don't even think of buying any automobile that isn't safe, socially accepted and non-threatening. You'll get broken down in no time.
Randy
ugly kid jon
07-25-2003, 05:01 PM
Its not meant to be taken seriously, its a funny review, imagine Maddox writing for Road & Track, or Motor trend!!
To me the Aztek is no uglier than 99 % of the cars on the road today, I'm a classic car guy.
To me the Aztek is no uglier than 99 % of the cars on the road today, I'm a classic car guy.
RandyG
07-25-2003, 05:06 PM
Oh really? Have you seen the spec for the GTO?
taranaki
07-25-2003, 07:37 PM
If you don't like the Aztek,don't buy one.Simple as that.Please bear in mind,this is the forum for owners and enthusiasts,if you are just here to insult their ride,then you are in breach of the AF guidelines.Please remember that the marque-specific forums are for exchange of technical information by owners and enthusiasts.
Articles such as this one should be in the Completely Off Topic section,or not posted at all.:smile:
Articles such as this one should be in the Completely Off Topic section,or not posted at all.:smile:
sidewinder69
07-25-2003, 07:46 PM
No one's done it yet, and even though I've seen this not-so-pretty-vehicle....
:useless:
:D
:useless:
:D
Neutrino
07-25-2003, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
If you don't like the Aztek,don't buy one.Simple as that.Please bear in mind,this is the forum for owners and enthusiasts,if you are just here to insult their ride,then you are in breach of the AF guidelines.Please remember that the marque-specific forums are for exchange of technical information by owners and enthusiasts.
Articles such as this one should be in the Completely Off Topic section,or not posted at all.:smile:
yes naki you should move this over to cars in general>cars i love/cars i hate......
that is a specific forum to bash specific cars....its like stress release
If you don't like the Aztek,don't buy one.Simple as that.Please bear in mind,this is the forum for owners and enthusiasts,if you are just here to insult their ride,then you are in breach of the AF guidelines.Please remember that the marque-specific forums are for exchange of technical information by owners and enthusiasts.
Articles such as this one should be in the Completely Off Topic section,or not posted at all.:smile:
yes naki you should move this over to cars in general>cars i love/cars i hate......
that is a specific forum to bash specific cars....its like stress release
Jimster
07-25-2003, 08:34 PM
Personally Maddox was straight to the point there- there are no uglier cars than the 4 he listed- the FIAT Multipla runs them close- but at least it has a purpose that it is honest to
RandyG
07-26-2003, 01:55 AM
Ok you all need to check out the new Toyota. There is a new standard being set for ugly SUVs.
Check it out, the Scion (http://www.scion.com/drive/photos/drive_xb_photos.html#)
Check it out, the Scion (http://www.scion.com/drive/photos/drive_xb_photos.html#)
2strokebloke
07-26-2003, 02:54 AM
Who the hell is "Maddox", and why haven't I kicked him in the balls yet?
Dustin_S
07-26-2003, 03:54 AM
Maddox is the greatest. Too many people take him entirely to seriously.
Ssom
07-26-2003, 05:05 AM
W3rd to Maddox- but we can't forget the Renault Scenic RX4 or R34 Skyline Sedan (In base form) Both of those make me want to puke as well
YogsVR4
07-26-2003, 11:46 AM
Originally posted by sidewinder69
No one's done it yet, and even though I've seen this not-so-pretty-vehicle....
:useless:
:D
The only good Azcrap is one thats been demolished! Ugly fucking vehicles. Good thinking GM - kill off the TA but make this attrocity. :rolleyes:
http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/589470PACrap.jpg
No one's done it yet, and even though I've seen this not-so-pretty-vehicle....
:useless:
:D
The only good Azcrap is one thats been demolished! Ugly fucking vehicles. Good thinking GM - kill off the TA but make this attrocity. :rolleyes:
http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/589470PACrap.jpg
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