A true playa!

> ONE EVENING MIKE WENT OVER HIS FRIEND TERRY'S HOUSE
> TO PLAY
> >
> >CARDS WITH SOME FRIENDS. MIKE SAT DIRECTLY ACROSS
> FROM TERRY'S
> >
> >WIFE. MIKE DROPPED A CARD ON THE FLOOR AND BENT
> DOWN TO PICK
> >
> > IT UP. WHEN HE LOOKED ACROSS THE TABLE HE SAW THAT
> TERRY'S WIFE
> >
> >HAD HER LEGS OPEN AND NO PANTIES ON. HE SAT UP AND
> WAS FLUSHED.
> >
> >HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO GET A DRINK OF WATER.
> TO HIS SURPRISE
> >
> >TERRY'S WIFE HAD FOLLOWED HIM INTO THE KITCHEN AND
> SAID, "DID
> >
> >YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SAW"? MIKE SAID YES I DID. SHE
> SAID, "WELL YOU
> >
> >CAN GET MORE THAN THAT BUT IT WILL COST YOU $500".
> SO MIKE
> >
> >THOUGHT ABOUT HIS FINANCIAL SITUATION AND SAID
> O.K.. SHE SAID SO
> >
> >MEET ME HERE TOMORROW AT 2:30 BECAUSE TERRY WILL BE
> AT WORK
> >
> >THEN. MIKE SAID, "I'LL SEE YOU THEN". THE NEXT DAY,
> MIKE CAME OVER,
> >
> >THEY HAD SEX, HE PAID HER, THEN HE LEFT. LATER
> TERRY CAME HOME
> >
> >AND SAID,"HAS MIKE BEEN OVER HERE TODAY"? SHE SAID,
> THINKING SHE
> >
> > HAD BEEN CAUGHT, "AS A MATTER OF FACT, YES. TERRY
> ASKED,"DID
> >
> >HE LEAVE 500?" SHE SAID AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE
> DID. TERRY SAID,
> >
> > "GOOD BECAUSE THAT FOOL CAME BY MY JOB THIS
> MORNING
> >
> >AND ASKED TO BORROW $500 TILL THIS EVENING, AND
> SAID HE WOULD
> >
> >LEAVE IT WITH YOU.
> > > >>
> > > >>NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYA!!!!

:dogpile: Damn thats smart.

skill man, skill

Thats quality:bigthumb:

Originally posted by S13_Iketani in another thread
Jokes are always better when they're mercilessly shouted at you :iceslolan

:)

that is pure skill:iceslolan

Ill have to remember that...

all about the skills, but the money got no where.

ROFL!!!!! :spit: Mike > Me