Sex with a Rebate...
tonioseven
07-24-2003, 04:51 PM
A couple, both 78, went to a sex therapist's office in Winter Haven
Florida.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, Will you watch
us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple had finished, the
doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse,"
and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an
appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then
leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find
out?"
The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married
and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $140. We do it here for
$50 and I get $43 back from Medicare.
Florida.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, Will you watch
us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple had finished, the
doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse,"
and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an
appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then
leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find
out?"
The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married
and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $140. We do it here for
$50 and I get $43 back from Medicare.
Midnight Racer
07-24-2003, 05:15 PM
:dogpile: :bigthumb: Great way to save money.
numbware
07-24-2003, 05:25 PM
:lol:
slave
07-24-2003, 06:40 PM
Damn Tonio, you're on fire today man!!!
YogsVR4
07-24-2003, 06:53 PM
Now that is good comedy :lol:
TheNotoriousMogg
07-24-2003, 09:37 PM
:lol:
fullbloodchop01
07-24-2003, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by slave
Damn Tonio, you're on fire today man!!!
W3RD :bigthumb:
Damn Tonio, you're on fire today man!!!
W3RD :bigthumb:
TRDboi
07-25-2003, 10:58 AM
ROFL! That was great! Thanks :D
speediva
07-25-2003, 12:16 PM
I'm going to go re-enjoy my lunch!!! That joke is soooooo wrong, but sooooooo funny to boot!!!! hahahahaha
turbo2nr
07-25-2003, 01:21 PM
good 1
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