If it wasn't for bad luck...
tonioseven
07-24-2003, 04:45 PM
A texas State Trooper pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 dollars in the statewide safety competition."What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
ChopinPorkChop
07-24-2003, 05:47 PM
comon tony.. this is older than abe lincoln's great grandmother
tonioseven
07-25-2003, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by ChopinPorkChop
comon tony.. this is older than abe lincoln's great grandmother Lol!!:icon16: I guess I'll take my punishment now::bricks1:
comon tony.. this is older than abe lincoln's great grandmother Lol!!:icon16: I guess I'll take my punishment now::bricks1:
fullbloodchop01
07-25-2003, 10:29 AM
i never heard it, prety good one :bigthumb:
u definitly are on a roll these pas few days antonio, keep it up :cool:
u definitly are on a roll these pas few days antonio, keep it up :cool:
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