funniest thing happened to you

like three months ago, i went to an important law firm -here- to talk with the secretary of that company (i was trying to make her to fall in love with me). The place was a little less than a palace, so i went in the most elegant way i could be.

So, there i was in my suit, carring a small gift for her, walking out of the elevator when those damn doors closed, shrunking me to the smallest expression. Thank's god that stuff had an object detection system, because it opened after my body interrupted its process. Like ten or more people where in the elevator too, and their only reaction was to said, first "Ohhhhh" when the doors closed on me and then a larger "aaahhhh" when i moved out of the jaws.

Shocked, i moved erratic in the hall looking for a friendly spot when i saw a woman reading something inside an office with no doors; she looked like amanda, the girl, so i moved quickly, almost running, when i crashed with the 4x2 mts. office's crystal door that was between her and me. Fortunately, i didn't break it but i broke my nose and i slipped of the door, bleeding in the ground while the complete personal of both offices placed in that floor made a circle around me.

We didn't go to the movies, like I planned, but Amanda stayed with me the whole night, checking for my quick headaches.

So, what about you?

man, that's weird,

the same thing happened to me....

what a strange world

That is hilarious... but posting on yourself is kinda stupid

:eek7:

In the third grade this fat kid jumped off of the top of the playground and on to me and I broke my leg. And then a teacher told me that I probably only sprained my ankle and made me walk to the office on it :lol:

Wait. That's not funny. I hate that stupid teacher!

thanks god someone notice that...

when you're bored everything looks great....

even talking with yourself!!!!


:bananasmi

Originally posted by accent gsi
thanks god someone notice that...

when you're bored everything looks great....

even talking with yourself!!!!


:bananasmi


don't respond too yourself...TROLL :thefinger

Originally posted by TheNotoriousMogg



don't respond too yourself...TROLL :thefinger It was just his alterego :smile:

accent gsi did you get the girl amanda? post pics of her pls. thx

This one time at band camp...


JOKING.






I honestly have a hard time remembering the stupid things I do, so when I remember one (or have another one happen to me) I'll be sure to post it up.

yes, i get the girl, but nothing happened that night. She was too tired, i was injuried and my brother's son stayed at home, taking care of his uncle. We were together for one month and then we broke and became friends.

Here's a photo, just respect her.

thanks

Respect her??? I wanna tax her like the government!!

I have had lots of funny things happen to...but I cant be bothered retelling them.

once my friend bet me $15 that i wouldn't go down a slide on a scooter wearing a life jacket. and would you guess what? i did it. kind of stupid now that i think about it, because after i hit the 3rd 'wave' (it was one of those slides that change angle) i was thrown off and landed on my face in the woodchips. got it on tape too :D

This isnt a story about me but it was pretty damn funny. We were at beach week last year it was about 5 of my buddies, been doing the normal thing drinking from the time we woke up till then which was about 11 or so that night. My one buddy was just a wreck. So I go "20 bucks if you walk up to those group of girls and just say nice shoes wanna fuck?" and well needless to say 2 mins later after a wack to the side of the head I was reaching in my pocket to give him his 20 bucks. It had to be embarassing for him but it was defidently comical for us.:biggrin2:

Originally posted by accent gsi
yes, i get the girl, but nothing happened that night. She was too tired, i was injuried and my brother's son stayed at home, taking care of his uncle. We were together for one month and then we broke and became friends.

Here's a photo, just respect her.

thanks

DAMN! She's hot!