Mr. Honda meets God

Mr. Honda, of the Honda Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven for judgement.

At the gates, St. Peter told Mr. Honda, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Mr Honda thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him. St. Peter took Mr. Honda to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. Mr. Honda then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"

God said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am".

"Well," said Mr. Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your design;
1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous, and I don't even wanna start talking about the maintenance costs.

"Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God, "Let's have a wee look."

God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things and waited for the results. After a moment God said, "Well, Mr. Honda it may be true that my invention seems to be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."


:thefinger

So are you upset because you don't have a women? or because you don't have a Honda? :loser: :loser:

<< Has a Honda AND a woman. HA!

There's something familiar about this joke.....

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?postid=969294#post969294

:bloated:

thats weird...not funny but weird.:eek7:

I haven't heard either one yet... pretty funny :smile:

I dont know but when you put a lesbian in a honda it doesnt get too much better then that!!! As long as I can watch.

EDIT! quoted a post that was later nuked, on with your lives people!

I like my Yamaha better than my dad's Honda motorcycle. :redface:

But I do still enjoy that joke. ;) It's always a good one to tell to other motorcycle riders.

Your posts were nuked because:

1. They had no reference to the topic of the thread.
2. Personal attacks on other members are not tolerated.

freakray it was a joke sent to me via email and thought I would share it. If you don't like it don't keep your comments to yourself.

Originally posted by RazorGTR
Your posts were nuked because:

1. They had no reference to the topic of the thread.
2. Personal attacks on other members are not tolerated.

freakray it was a joke sent to me via email and thought I would share it. If you don't like it don't keep your comments to yourself.

In response:

Originally posted by RazorGTR

Personal attacks on other members are not tolerated.

Really Razor, I thought a lot more of you.
I wasn't trying to offend you, I was simply stating the joke has been posted before, there is no need to get offensive about it.

Heard it before.

wow... dayna, mogg and ray! *wonders what they could have said* well, there are 3 people whose posts i didn't think i'd ever see removed...


oh well... btw, repost, but still a giggle

:lol:
that's a funny joke, who cares if it's a repost

ac.. if what Mogg said is accurate, which I believe it is, then dayna can go rot for all I care.

pretty funny :iceslolan

Originally posted by 94SolGrl
ac.. if what Mogg said is accurate, which I believe it is, then dayna can go rot for all I care.

Sounds like a personal attack to me...
:banhim:

Originally posted by dayna240sx


Sounds like a personal attack to me...
:banhim:

You attacked her with your lesbian comment yesterday :thefinger ...Oz...Naki...S13...Igor...Jay...:banhim:

Originally posted by TheNotoriousMogg


You attacked her with your lesbian comment yesterday :thefinger ...Oz...Naki...S13...Igor...Jay...:banhim:

Why should you care? You've already written thatgay people piss you off (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t119141.html)

Originally posted by 2strokebloke


Why should you care? You've already written thatgay people piss you off (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t119141.html)

You notice the :lol: after it...I was joking...if you read his post it was abosolutly ludacris...I would never add fuel to a post such as that...:thefinger

Gay guys piss me off though...thats just gross :puke:

we need a "ban her" button.. just for miss... nevermind. Not stooping that low.

Simmah dahn nah. Thread closed for reasons that I'm sure everyone can figure out.