Instant Home Office

I searched and didn't find it in the old posts, so here it goes;

An American guy, Japanese guy, and Polish guy are sitting in a sauna. Suddenly, there's a beeping noise. The American guy lifts up his elbow. After a breif moment, he says, "Sorry, that was just my beeper, I have a microchip in my elbow."
Next, there's a ringing noise. The Japanese guy starts talking to his palm. After another breif moment, the Japanese guy says, "Sorry, that was just my cellphone, I have a microchip in my hand."
The Polish guy, feeling low-tech, goes to the bathroom. When he comes back the other guys give him a weird look since he has a piece of toilet paper sticking out of his ass. The Polish guy then says, "Oh, well would you look at that, I'm getting a fax!"

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ok maybe I am the only one...but that made me laff :lol:

:spit: hahaha