Ford, The Meaning.

I Beat all of you'll heard of this.

FORD MEANS:
F= FUCKING O= ORDERED R= REBUILT T=DODGE

I think its true. The only ford I like is the old GT40.:loser::dogpile::bigthumb:

this is the one I like ,

Chevrloet : Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattels Leaks Oil Every Time :loser: :dogpile: :flipa:

i got sum, im a ford driver but o well
here we go
First On Race Day
Fuckin Owners Really Dumb
Fucker Only Runs Downhill
For Off Road Driving
i have more, not int he mood to think
josh

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road Dead

Found Off Road Dead

F*cked On Race Day

LOL I like some Fords

Mopar saying, " Slopar, they need Moparts"

LOL I love most every MOPAR except Neons or CaraVans.

Found On Repair Dolly

Dale: You know what's wrong with it [A Ford Truck], Hank? It's a Ford. Which stands for Fix it again, Tony! Haha!

Hank: That's FIAT, you idiot.

I love that one. I really don't know many, but here:

Fix Or Repair Daily
Poor Old Ni**** Thinks It's A Cadiallac
American Motor Company

:D

gmc, Gods mechanical Curse
honda, Hold on not done acclerating

Driver Returned On Foot.

Buick - Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Ford - Fucked Over Reconditioned Dodge
BMW - Barvarian Manure Wagon

There's a whole site devoted to this. Wish I could remember where.

GMC- Got Mechanic Coming
Oldsmobile_ Overpriced, leisurely driven sedan made of Buicks Irregular, leftover equipment
Honda- Hands out nightly domestic asswhoopings ( I made that one up myself) (no it's not my greatest accomplishment!)

In my sig but I'll post them anyway.
pinto- paid inspector nicely to overlook
edsel- everyday something else leaks.
vw- virtually worthless

Poor Old Ni**** Thinks It's A Cadiallac

:D

what the fuck are u really doing!! can you please go thru it in ur head before u type it?? fucking racist bastard.

what the fuck are u really doing!! can you please go thru it in ur head before u type it?? fucking racist bastard.

Whut ur yu blabbin' 'bout brutha'? dat wus funny asss hell! :iceslolan I'm black like dat and I ain't offendad...then wy are u?

aiight w/e

I got some....


Failed On Racing Day
Failed On Rainy Days
Fucked Over, Rebuilt Dodge
For Only Retarded Drivers
Finally, Our Ranger Dies


Howcome Our NOS Doesn't Activate?
Hiroshima's Own Natural Disaster Act
Help!!! Our NOS Didn't Activate!!!
Honey, Our Neighbor's Dodge Anialated us



I'll make some more up later on, just need to focus harder :banghead:

first on race day......to blow an engine.

mopar Move Over People Are Racing

buick Best Use Is Corvette Killling

I came up w/ this one when I was bored:
Found on Recycle Day.

FIAT = Fix It Again Tomorrow
LOTUS = Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

my favorite-

Oldsmobile=

Oh Look, Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything

I'm a ford fan but I thought this was funny

Fucking Only Runs Downhill

I'm a ford fan but I thought this was funny

Fucking Only Runs Downhill


A FORD FAN??????? :screwy: i didnt think there was such a thing, the only thing close to a decent vehicle ford has producued would be the mustang but its totally a chicks car now, although i will admit they do look good with a hot blonde sitting on the hood :sunglasse

I got some....



Honey, Our Neighbor's Dodge Anialated us




i like that one :lol: