Two Rednecks...

Two Redneck's were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began choking
on a hamburger. As she gasped and gagged, one Redneck turned to the other and
said, "that little gal is havin a bad time. I'm a gonna go over there and help
her."

He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big hands,
and asked, "Kin ya swaller?"

Gasping, she shook her head no.

He asked, "Kin ya breathe?"

Still gasping, she again shook her head no.

With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties, and licked her on
the butt.

The young lady was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and
began to breathe on her own.

The Rdeneck sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know it's sure
amazin' how that hind-lick maneuver always works."

An ancient classic has made its way back :icon16:

good 1
i never heard it but then again im not into jokes like that

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LMAO!!!!!:lol:

an oldie but a goodie :bigthumb: :lol:

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have to try that one day :icon16:

Originally posted by fullbloodchop01
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have to try that one day :icon16: :1:

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