Lawyer Logic
kris
11-20-2001, 01:41 PM
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him for a contribution.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you do not give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is living in a shabby little apartment, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Umm... no."
"Or that my brother, a disabled veteran, cannot hold a steady job?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted.
"Or that my sister is a single mother with three children to raise?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again.
"So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?!"
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you do not give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is living in a shabby little apartment, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Umm... no."
"Or that my brother, a disabled veteran, cannot hold a steady job?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted.
"Or that my sister is a single mother with three children to raise?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again.
"So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?!"
G-Forces
11-20-2001, 01:42 PM
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA...lawyers are such dicks. :D:D:D
YogsVR4
11-20-2001, 01:54 PM
LOL!!! :D :D
DVSNCYNIKL
11-20-2001, 03:04 PM
LMAO!!!:hehehe::hehehe:
Rich
11-20-2001, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by G-Forces
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA...lawyers are such dicks. :D:D:D
ill second that
nuff said.
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA...lawyers are such dicks. :D:D:D
ill second that
nuff said.
gang$tarr
11-20-2001, 04:12 PM
hahahaha... greedy SOB :D
btw, not all lawyers are that bad :)
btw, not all lawyers are that bad :)
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