cake or bed
TheNotoriousMogg
07-17-2003, 03:38 PM
I hit search 1st and dident get any posts of this one
CAKE OR BED?????
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; FIX THE LIGHT, NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A G.E. LOGO PRINTED ON MYFOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!
THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.
TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.
FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK.
I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS, HE SAYS. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO
DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?
SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!
CAKE OR BED?????
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; FIX THE LIGHT, NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A G.E. LOGO PRINTED ON MYFOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!
THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.
TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.
FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK.
I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS, HE SAYS. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO
DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?
SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!
freakray
07-17-2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by TheNotoriousMogg
I hit search 1st and dident get any posts of this one
That's as funny as the joke :bigthumb: :lol:
I hit search 1st and dident get any posts of this one
That's as funny as the joke :bigthumb: :lol:
turbo2nr
07-17-2003, 03:50 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
hahha
good 1
:bigthumb:
hahha
good 1
:bigthumb:
YogsVR4
07-17-2003, 04:29 PM
Perhaps next time you’ll not find it for a report AND locate the caps lock key :tongue:
Oz
07-17-2003, 06:24 PM
THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY. THANKS MOG. :lol2:
Suislide
07-17-2003, 06:27 PM
jokes are always 20 times funnier when they're mercilessly shouted at you. :biggrin:
Jay!
07-17-2003, 06:30 PM
HARRRR!!!:bigthumb:
TheNotoriousMogg
07-17-2003, 06:43 PM
i copied it from an e-mail and it was in all caps...
Teh 0z...it's Mogg
Teh 0z...it's Mogg
freakray
07-17-2003, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by TheNotoriousMogg
Teh 0z...it's Mogg
He crops a letter off your name, you crop a letter off his, fair enough?
Right O? or is it Z?
Teh 0z...it's Mogg
He crops a letter off your name, you crop a letter off his, fair enough?
Right O? or is it Z?
sexylexy
07-18-2003, 12:22 AM
LMAO:tongue:
sidewinder69
07-18-2003, 12:30 AM
I don't get did they fall asleep in the bed??????
OH!!!!!
They had sex???
They had sex riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?????
HAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! I get it now!!! :p J/K!
OH!!!!!
They had sex???
They had sex riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?????
HAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! I get it now!!! :p J/K!
primera man
07-18-2003, 05:04 AM
Toksin
07-18-2003, 10:25 PM
WOW THAT WAS A PRETTY FUNNY JOKE WHEN YOU READ IT THE FIFTIETH TIME TO FIGURE OUT WHATS HAPPENING BECAUSE ITS ALL IN CAPS WITH ALMOST NO PUNCTUATION THANKS MAN THAT WAS A LAUGH LOL ROFL LMAO
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