BMW Riced

I've only been a fan of the beamer as far as a comfy ride, but never as a sports car. I just had to share this with you guys though, as I've never seen a display of sheer tasteless desicration.

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its fugly.....why do people do this to cars....:frown:

I dont really think it looks good, not my stlye. BMW's are the $hit!!!!!!!!!! I think when people put BMW style parts on other cars looks tacky. Even worse when they decide to throw some Bimmer badges on it.

Beamer - motorcycle
Bimmer - auto

Wow, now that's rice and gay. It's funny too because here in Silicon Valley, all the asians and some of the white wannabe's all rice out their Civic's. Always the same too. Dropped, with a body kit, a 5' wide wing, and a 4" rice pipe fart can and nothing under the hood. It's funny how embarrassed they always look when I pull up in 2 ton 2000 Ford TAURUS, and rev at them. And they rev their little fart pipes back. I sometime even give them a bit of a head start too, so they don't look so bad when they get whipped like a little bitch. I've beaten Civics, Preludes, a brand new Celica GT recently, CRX's, even a non-turbo WRX sedan just a few nights ago. As for that WRX, we we're going uphill for a little bit and my ~200lb/ft of torque stomped him. Horsepower might sell cars, but torque wins races.

-mobiuslogic

there's a rice bmw around here, it's not as bad as that, but it still pisses me off (huge wing, fart can), since bmw's are great cars, and really don't deserve it.

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overkill arcie??

dude that is a lame ass bmw, i feel sorry for it

its

"lets see how many crappy pieces we can bolt on and extra vents and tailpipes and lights before it wont move"

GAY!:gay:

Originally posted by TerminalVelocity
its

"lets see how many crappy pieces we can bolt on and extra vents and tailpipes and lights before it wont move"

GAY!:gay:


word tv, why did your wisdom leave us?

That just adds on way to much fuckin weight to your car
There is no point in that shit.

Ricing that thing out probaly costs 69 times more than ricing out the regular civic or neon. What a sucker. Shoot him already.

If you look at the front of the car closely...


...it appears to be crying:frown:.

Yes I was one of the two people who voted that we liked it. I think that as long as you are doing your own thing it is cool.

If you hate the styling of that car then that is fine I have nothing against you. I like it because it looks different and its something that you dont see everyday. I like seeing ferraris and lambos for the same reason- its something new and fresh. The definition of style is doing your own thing and not giving a damn about what others think. either way If it was a riced out civic then I probably wouldnt like it because they come a dime a dozen, but thats just my opinion.

Its still a ricer wannabe........ I mean, where's the giant ass wing.... the millions of stickers....... the gobs and gobs of tacky chrome, and of course, can't forget, NEON everywhere.


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Money has never guaranteed intelligence and the above is pure proof of this. Honestly, does the owner (who appears to have watched one Marky Mark music video too many) seriously believe that his car draws anything more than laughter from performance enthusiasts?

The only thing that impresses me about the photos is how uniformly square the concrete slabs are underneath the car. There is some nice concrete beneath that atrocity.

That's craptasitic!

Originally posted by carrrnuttt
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Yes what he said

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Is that an Airfreshener he has inside the car? He wins my vote with that :lol:

Looks like your typical Civic owner won the lottery and decided to upgrade.

Originally posted by GTStang
Looks like your typical Civic owner won the lottery and decided to upgrade.


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:22yikes: why:twak:

i personally do not like that bimmer in particular. i mean look at Julio the owner.. what a joke. however, i just got back from Italy where i had the chance to enjoy a few road trips with my brother in law in his Volvo V70 diesel the thing kicks ass on the highway. anyway, i saw some highly tuned 3 and 5 series with German plates on them and those cars were niiice. were were pushing 120mph and they were passing us like we were standing. classy mods not ricey at all.

Rip off the front bumper and grille and I think it'd look pretty nice- jsut don't race it unless there is some balls behind it

I've seen far too many riced out beemers with Euro lites its driving me crazy.

NOT STYLISH NOT COOL BUT VERY VERY GAY........ which explains it because i'm stuck in Brighton.

euro lights on a euro car? that aint rice

euro lights on a jap car is rice

He's kinda got a point their

Edit:Not saying I like them just saying. And whats with those 4 street glow tail pipe tips:rolleyes:

people with german cars should never ever put body kits on them. especially ones that dont fit right and mess with the headlamp housings like said bmw. If you have a german car, take it to a respectable tuner. Youll end up paying the same for the engine work that you would have ricing out the exterior, and i garuntee you you'll have a low 12 second car. I own a 97 e36 m3 and did my appropriate active autowerke parts www.activeautowerke.com . excellent american bmw tuner. Its now a very quick m3.

man why? thats what i want to ask the guy. "why"?

Sweet merciful crap!
You'd think after adding so much crap to that car, the least he could do would have been to get rid of BMW's fugly trademark kidney-grille shape.
I despise it so much that I wish whoever was responsible for that mess is hospitalized do to syringomyelia. Well, maybe not hate it that much, but please somebody pull an Elvis and put it out of it's misery.

Originally posted by Neutrino
its fugly.....why do people do this to cars....:frown:

I honestly can't think of a better word for this car.

Garbage in, garbage out :2cents:

I hope he did it to just a regular 3 series, and NOT an M3, because that would be a waste of a SICK car....

:chair: That dude needs someone to rape him in the ass for making such a horrible car. I would have to knock his grill out for wasting money on that dirty, nasty piece of flaming dog shit if i ever saw him.

Originally posted by DensoSupra
:chair: That dude needs someone to rape him in the ass for making such a horrible car. I would have to knock his grill out for wasting money on that dirty, nasty piece of flaming dog shit if i ever saw him.

Uhmm are you speaking from personal experience? :wink:

Originally posted by DkShadow


Uhmm are you speaking from personal experience? :wink:
Sounded more like he was volenteering to me. :wink:

thanks razor that's the funniest thing I've seen all week. :spit:

At least he picked a decent color...

If it he removed the body kit, the altezzas, quad exhaust, and stupid vented hood then it might look alright...oh wait I forgot some people just can't enjoy a car without that ricey crap look. I like the rims though lol.

Odd that he didn't stick a large wing on it...The guy in mischeif3000 did it and his looks nice. He has a very understated car otherwise though (besides the bright yellow paint job). The Mx-6 that guy built looked like crap though haha.

Originally posted by mobiuslogic
Wow, now that's rice and gay. It's funny too because here in Silicon Valley, all the asians and some of the white wannabe's all rice out their Civic's. Always the same too. Dropped, with a body kit, a 5' wide wing, and a 4" rice pipe fart can and nothing under the hood. It's funny how embarrassed they always look when I pull up in 2 ton 2000 Ford TAURUS, and rev at them. And they rev their little fart pipes back. I sometime even give them a bit of a head start too, so they don't look so bad when they get whipped like a little bitch. I've beaten Civics, Preludes, a brand new Celica GT recently, CRX's, even a non-turbo WRX sedan just a few nights ago. As for that WRX, we we're going uphill for a little bit and my ~200lb/ft of torque stomped him. Horsepower might sell cars, but torque wins races.

-mobiuslogic

I kill Rice in my Taurus too LMFAO!!!!!!

Civics, Accords... Newest H22 preludes walk on me a bit. Its Funny how I kick their ass in a 4 door TAURUS!

oh man, thats just insulting to other bimmer owners like myself........
that thing is dead ugly. specially the fat grill. :sly: :biggrin2:

SHOOT HIM, what a freakin dumbass....you don't rice out a BMW. Ya just don't do it. I bet that cost him more money then it would be to make that car go hella fast.

Originally posted by WhiteBlur
SHOOT HIM, what a freakin dumbass....you don't rice out a BMW. Ya just don't do it. I bet that cost him more money then it would be to make that car go hella fast.

Well duh.
All Show and No Go. Im sure it has some pep, but you cant outrun ugly. :sly:

What the fuck it the world coming too? European cars are meant to be tuned, but not overdone like this one. The worst part is, it has those lame ass silencer type muffler TIPS. WTF!

It's so done up it looks feminine.
No offense to any girls, but he's a guy right....
I dunno, he might enjoy getting raped up the ass by the looks of his car.
I especially like his little backstreet boy pose there.:gay:

Body kits always look like they're about to fall off.
Like the paint, like the rims, need to loose the fag though.

rich pplz these days, they should give that BMW out or something so some TRU ricer should keep it and make it even ricier

that car gonna be in Fast and the Furious 3???

Originally posted by endlesskev86
that car gonna be in Fast and the Furious 3???

no no, Thrice Faster Thrice Furiouser.

ugh i showed that car to my gf and she said that besides the hood it looks cool... showing once again, that girls dont know shiz about cars