a funny pick up line

this is a pick up line I just heard anyone else heard it?...


why dont u be like dairy queen and ill be like burger king

you treat me right and ill do it your way

:lol:

That's even worse than "Nice legs, when do they open? ":tongue:

it's funny though

I would be scared of any woman that worked on :screwy:

One of my dads friends pick up line was just introducing himself and then asking if she would like to join him in the shower. My dad said the ridiculous part is everytime he used it, it would work on one girl at least.

if i was a fly i would land on you. cause you are the shit:biggrin:

the word of the day is "legs". now let's go back to my place and spread the word.

I dont get it. Do I need to be Americano?

Are you retarded? Cause you sure are special!

Nice shoes, wanna F#$% *edited for moderators pleasure*:bigthumb:

Originally posted by TerminalVelocity
Nice shoes, wanna F#$% *edited for moderators pleasure*:bigthumb:

I have both received and given that line in all seriousness. :eek:

Also received:

Do you own a juice company? You know, the one called Veryfine.

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

You've lost something... Where's your smile? (actually did make me smile, but the rest of the tale is too long to explain)

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight? (almost felt bad about walking away from this winner, but not really)

my favorite:

"if your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I stop in between the holidays?"

Originally posted by mhpspeed
my favorite:

"if your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I stop in between the holidays?"

:spit: that one made me LOL

Best ever is since its summer and all
"Hows 'bout you show me your tanlines?"

"If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, could I bust a nut in your hole?"

"how about you and me play army. Ill lay down and you can blow the hell out of me."