Keeping Your Insanity
kris
11-18-2001, 01:43 PM
A few ways to keep your insanity. :)
20- At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
19- Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
18- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
17- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."
16- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
15- In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
14- Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
13- Don't use any punctuation marks.
12- As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
11- Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
10- Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
9- Sing along at the opera.
8- Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
7- Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
6- Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
5- Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
4- When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won! Third time this week!"
3- When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
2- Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
1- Try to recruit others to be a AF post whore.
20- At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
19- Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
18- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
17- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."
16- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
15- In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
14- Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
13- Don't use any punctuation marks.
12- As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
11- Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
10- Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
9- Sing along at the opera.
8- Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
7- Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
6- Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
5- Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
4- When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won! Third time this week!"
3- When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
2- Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
1- Try to recruit others to be a AF post whore.
Spec2 Girl
11-18-2001, 02:35 PM
I like it. I'm working real hard on #1!! :D :p :hehe:
primera man
11-18-2001, 02:40 PM
1-2 sound good to me :p :p
Heep
11-18-2001, 03:22 PM
I do stuff like that on a regular basis :D
You should try "spilling" M&M's all over the little conveyor belt at the grocery store, or moving the wet floor signs in department stores to the carpeted area :D:D:D
You should try "spilling" M&M's all over the little conveyor belt at the grocery store, or moving the wet floor signs in department stores to the carpeted area :D:D:D
Rich
11-18-2001, 03:23 PM
1,6 and 13 fit me fairly well.
Good list Kb. I love this shit :)
Good list Kb. I love this shit :)
CamaroGirl86
11-18-2001, 04:28 PM
#1, 6, and 13 are me :D
speediva
11-18-2001, 06:36 PM
Do I get a prize if I got 2 newbies (1's a girl) today??? I made #1 twice! :D
I'm gonna look for my 20 fun things to do at Walmart! ;) Then we're in trouble! :hehehe:
I'm gonna look for my 20 fun things to do at Walmart! ;) Then we're in trouble! :hehehe:
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