For the pun dits
YogsVR4
07-11-2003, 04:12 PM
A good pun is its own reword.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you A flat miner.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you A flat miner.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
TheNotoriousMogg
07-11-2003, 04:19 PM
:eek7:
turbo2nr
07-11-2003, 04:25 PM
:eek7:
i think i get it:confused:
:bloated:
:cwm27: :cwm27:
i think i get it:confused:
:bloated:
:cwm27: :cwm27:
zebrathree
07-11-2003, 04:36 PM
Unlike the Americanos, I get it. I like them in fact.
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turbo2nr
07-11-2003, 04:50 PM
hey hey hey
w0uld you like to let us americano's in on the joke??
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w0uld you like to let us americano's in on the joke??
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zebrathree
07-11-2003, 05:08 PM
Sure :)
They are puns, IE plays on words.
EG: "The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered"
When you reupholster something, you recover it with new material. Get it? I find it hard to explain.
They are puns, IE plays on words.
EG: "The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered"
When you reupholster something, you recover it with new material. Get it? I find it hard to explain.
tonioseven
07-11-2003, 09:37 PM
:spit: :lol: :lol: :lol:
If you have to ask, please move on.:disappoin
If you have to ask, please move on.:disappoin
2strokebloke
07-11-2003, 09:46 PM
I love puns.
There's a kid I know named Alex Zare. Whenever somebody asks for him, I just point in some direction and say "He's over Zare" :headshake
There's a kid I know named Alex Zare. Whenever somebody asks for him, I just point in some direction and say "He's over Zare" :headshake
DVSNCYNIKL
07-11-2003, 10:09 PM
Jimster
07-11-2003, 10:15 PM
I love Puns- always looking out for more- great stuff Yogs :bigthumb:
High Octane
07-12-2003, 12:59 AM
haha these are good...
you didnt write them did you?
you didnt write them did you?
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