Together In Death
tonioseven
07-10-2003, 01:02 PM
She married and had 13 children.
Her husband died.
She soon married again and had 7 more children.
Again, her husband died.
She remarried and had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord
thanking Him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment
to "Go forth and multiply."
In his eulogy the preacher said, "Lord, they are finally together."
Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked,
"Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The neighbor replied, "No, I think he means her legs. "
Her husband died.
She soon married again and had 7 more children.
Again, her husband died.
She remarried and had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord
thanking Him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment
to "Go forth and multiply."
In his eulogy the preacher said, "Lord, they are finally together."
Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked,
"Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The neighbor replied, "No, I think he means her legs. "
turbo2nr
07-10-2003, 01:08 PM
o damm...
:iceslolan
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:iceslolan
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primera man
07-10-2003, 07:06 PM
Oz
07-10-2003, 08:10 PM
:lol2:
sexylexy
07-11-2003, 12:07 AM
LMAO:iceslolan
Ace$nyper
07-11-2003, 12:10 AM
old one but good one :iceslolan
Slipknot
07-11-2003, 12:47 AM
:spit: :lol:
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