The five secrets for a happy life.

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who
cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who
doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who
likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women don't
know each other.

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You just wish you knew 4 women, Mr T.

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GOOD 1

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that was good :bigthumb:

:lol: Good one, it gets the big :bigthumb:

After reading the first 4 points i was starting to think were the hell i'd gone wrong in life.

:iceslolan doesn't look like life gets happy anytime soon. Good one

now if halle berry just called me back i'd be set