A big butt...
tonioseven
07-08-2003, 08:15 PM
Dan and his wife were working in their garden over
the weekend when Dan looks over at his wife and
says: "Your butt is getting big - I mean really big.
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measures the grill and then went over to where his
wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yeah, I was right. Your butt is two inches wider
than the barbecue!!!" The wife chooses to ignore her
husband.
Later that night in bed, Dan is feeling a little
frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife, who
completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks. (( Duh! ))
She answers: "Did you really think I was going
to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
the weekend when Dan looks over at his wife and
says: "Your butt is getting big - I mean really big.
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measures the grill and then went over to where his
wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yeah, I was right. Your butt is two inches wider
than the barbecue!!!" The wife chooses to ignore her
husband.
Later that night in bed, Dan is feeling a little
frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife, who
completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks. (( Duh! ))
She answers: "Did you really think I was going
to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
whiteracer
07-08-2003, 08:25 PM
:eek:
endlesskev86
07-08-2003, 08:28 PM
:owned: :boink:
Oz
07-08-2003, 08:46 PM
:sly: Saw it coming yesterday.
fullbloodchop01
07-08-2003, 09:41 PM
:eek: :lol: :lol: :loser:
:bigthumb:
:bigthumb:
grimmy
07-08-2003, 09:42 PM
nice
don't mind Oz, he is just mad cause you werent supposed to tell:biggrin:
don't mind Oz, he is just mad cause you werent supposed to tell:biggrin:
NSX
07-08-2003, 09:48 PM
Don't you have a policy for this type of material now...
hehe
hehe
slave
07-08-2003, 10:03 PM
Lol, dats funny shit!
Sean
07-08-2003, 10:35 PM
:lol: :dogpile:
TheNotoriousMogg
07-09-2003, 01:37 AM
good one :bigthumb: :lol:
tazdev
07-09-2003, 01:50 AM
ROFL:tongue:
Neutrino
07-09-2003, 06:40 AM
:cwm27:
Jimster
07-09-2003, 06:47 AM
:bigthumb: :bigthumb: :cwm27: :lol:
turbo2nr
07-09-2003, 09:31 AM
:werd: :1:
2of9
07-09-2003, 09:40 AM
:lol: :bigthumb: nice 1
YogsVR4
07-09-2003, 09:51 AM
Originally posted by grimmy
nice
don't mind Oz, he is just mad cause you werent supposed to tell:biggrin:
:thumbsup:
nice
don't mind Oz, he is just mad cause you werent supposed to tell:biggrin:
:thumbsup:
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