Aaagggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!

I've never seen so many goddamn, stupid fucking drivers in my entire life. I swear they are out in force in Auckland today. All driving at 2 miles an hour in every lane and as soon as you get rid of one of the fuckwits, another appears in their place!!!!!!!! I have never in my entire life had such a frustrating drive!! I felt like banging my head against the steering wheel a thousand times!!!!! :mad: aaaaaaggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! :mad:

Sorry for language guys, just had to vent!!! :mad:

:eek:

Feel better? :DOriginally posted by FTO Girl
Sorry for language guys, just had to vent!!! :mad: No fucking problem! :) (at least not in this forum)

MOVE OUT OF AUCKLAND

:finger: :finger: :finger: ....LOL

Now try driving a medium size truck through that same traffic.
:D

Double your frustration levels, and triple your chance of being blamed if something goes wrong! whether its your fault or not. :devil:


AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!




We could of course move to palmy north and stay with Warren. :D

Okay, I'm stateside, but I swear it was idiot day around town yesterday!!

And even though the cops were out in force they didn't do anything about the morons who cut me off and then proceeded to drive 10 mph below the posted speedlimit!!! :mad: I swear I must have seen 6 cops in only a half an hour!

Originally posted by saturntangerine
Okay, I'm stateside, but I swear it was idiot day around town yesterday!!

And even though the cops were out in force they didn't do anything about the morons who cut me off and then proceeded to drive 10 mph below the posted speedlimit!!! :mad: I swear I must have seen 6 cops in only a half an hour!


I see an average of, friggin 10 cops EVERYDAY of the fucking week, that pisses me off, wayy to man "pigs" on patrol:D


*goes to CB, and calls up a cop, asks the cop, Can i have a ticket to the policeman's ball, the cop says, Policeman don't have balls*


lol!!!!:D

Originally posted by jay@af
:eek:

Feel better? :D

Damn right I do!! :D

Originally posted by Moppie
Now try driving a medium size truck through that same traffic.
:D

Double your frustration levels, and triple your chance of being blamed if something goes wrong! whether its your fault or not. :devil:

AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!


I am definitely going to officially name Saturday 17 November as "Idiots Day". Everyone I spoke to yesterday had the same problem. Doesn't matter where you were, the idiots were out in force! Thankfully it's now Sunday, so hopefully all the idiots have gone back to where they came from. :D

heh, today i was driving in a small like of traffic, i was the fourth of five cars, and we were all doing 10 above the limit. Apparently legally speeding wasnt good enough for the 3000gt behind me, so this kid figures he'd be all tough, started yp pass us on a double yellow, Up a hill where he cant see any oncoming traffic. I i laughed to hard when he had to slam on his brakes and swerve back in behind me.

Im gonna become an undercover traffic cop, as a part time thing just to get those assholes, endangering other peoples lives. All i need is the hidden grille lights and windshield lights.

i see cops regularily (sp) driving below the speed limit, in the passing lane... that pisses me off, they don't even know how to drive themselves... so how could they give tickets

Actually, I see the opposite: cops driving above the limit. Where's the fire?! Kinda makes you wonder whether they are luring you to go faster and break the law so they can give you a ticket.

Originally posted by Steel
heh, today i was driving in a small like of traffic, i was the fourth of five cars, and we were all doing 10 above the limit. Apparently legally speeding wasnt good enough for the 3000gt behind me, so this kid figures he'd be all tough, started yp pass us on a double yellow, Up a hill where he cant see any oncoming traffic. I i laughed to hard when he had to slam on his brakes and swerve back in behind me.

Im gonna become an undercover traffic cop, as a part time thing just to get those assholes, endangering other peoples lives. All i need is the hidden grille lights and windshield lights.
I feel this way every freaking day cuz I commute. I hate those people. I agree with the 10 over the limit thing, which is what I do. Too many drivers just aren't satisfied with this. Where's a freakin cop to bust these assholes.

To avoid confrontation and road rage, when I'm not in a hurry I cruise behind slow trucks, cuz you can't be blamed for going too slow. Road rage sucks, you never know if someone has a gun or not.

Originally posted by FTO Girl

Thankfully it's now Sunday, so hopefully all the idiots have gone back to where they came from. :D

Yip, they left Auckland and headed out my way! as soon as I left Howick I ran into them!
Stupid bloody arrogant tossers who can only mange 60-70kph on the open raod, and think that becuase that's as fast as they want to drive, thats as fast as everyone WILL drive!!

AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ignorant arogant BASTARDS!
One day it would be nice to head out in a big old 80s Falcon with bullbars and just nose them all off the raod!

Im tempted to follow them one day, and when they stop, nicely ask them if they are all right?
when they ask why Ill just say: "because you were driving so FUCKING SLOW! I wondered if prehaps you were a little retarded!"

Originally posted by Moppie
Im tempted to follow them one day, and when they stop, nicely ask them if they are all right?
when they ask why Ill just say: "because you were driving so FUCKING SLOW! I wondered if prehaps you were a little retarded!" HAHAHAHAHA I like that!!!

Me and some guys at work had a great idea.....get some signs made up, keep 'em in your car.....stick 'em out the window at appropriate times. They would include:

"keep left unless overtaking BITCH!" (or change that to "keep right" for US ppl)
"speed limit is 80 DICKHEAD" (essential for those ppl who sit 20kph under the speed limit)
"try indicating FUCKWIT" (speaks for itself)

and so on ;)

anyone else notice ...you always get one of these idiots in front of ya when you are in a hurry or are late getting to work/appointment.....9 times out of ten you'll get one them in front of you slowing you down even more....:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

Originally posted by ragt20
anyone else notice ...you always get one of these idiots in front of ya when you are in a hurry or are late getting to work/appointment.....9 times out of ten you'll get one them in front of you slowing you down even more....:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: Absolutely! It's like you've got a big sign on your car saying "I'm in a hurry, so please drive like a total fuckwit, because that's exactly what I need right now!!" For some reason this seems to happen every single Monday morning. :mad:

I love the arseholes that drive at 40k in town, almost in the gutter.
You never know what the hell they will do next.......will they pull the big right in front of you.....will they stay there............. will they.......WHO BLOODY KNOWS WHAT GOES ON IN THERE HEADS. :mad: :devil:

Originally posted by primera man
.......WHO BLOODY KNOWS WHAT GOES ON IN THERE HEADS. :mad: :devil:


Nothing. absolutly nothing goes on in thier heads.

Originally posted by Moppie



Nothing. absolutly nothing goes on in thier heads. You know, I think you are absolutely right!!! :p

Originally posted by Moppie



Nothing. absolutly nothing goes on in thier heads.

I disagree....plenty goes on in there 70year old heads.

*shall i go left
*shall i go right
*Just look at that young hoon following me so close dear
*Do we have a 2nd gear dear
*Where shall we stop for our cup of tea
*Is it shopping day today?
*Do we have bingo tonight?
*Is coro street on again tonight!!!
*It's good fun to drive a auto with my foot on the brake pedal so no one nows what i'm really doing
*What is the spped limit??.....40k,thought so
*ETC ETC !!!!

NO i think they just get behind the wheel and go

"daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :bloated:

whats the round thing in frount of me for?
why are there 3 pedals?
where am i going again?

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:bloated: "


They absolutly don't think about anything, especialy the fact that they are not a lone on the raod, and that the 6 1/2 ton bread truck doing 80kph down the highway (in an 80 zone) will not stop when they pull out in frount of it and only acclerate to 55kph. Then they panic when said bread truck flashs lights and sounds the horn only a few feet away from thier back bumper. Forunatly when they panic they also pull sharply to the left, and said bread truck goes roaring past with a only a one inch of clearnce.

Originally posted by Moppie

they panic when said bread truck flashs lights and sounds the horn only a few feet away from thier back bumper.

Who does not know there 2second rule

:finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:

Originally posted by primera man


Who does not know there 2second rule


Oh i know my 2sec rule, it become more like 3-4 in the truck, except when people pull out in frount of me and dont acclerate. then it becomes the stand on the brake and hope like hell rule. :D

Originally posted by Moppie


Oh i know my 2sec rule, it become more like 3-4 in the truck, except when people pull out in frount of me and dont acclerate. then it becomes the stand on the brake and hope like hell rule. :D

Send it by rail then !!!!

Originally posted by primera man


Send it by rail then !!!!

LOL!
In which case its stand on the brake, then go have a cup of tea. Hopefully by the time you get back either the train has stoped or what ever was in the way is no longer in the way and you can just keep on rolling.

:D

DAMN you guys are pissed off in this thread :ylsuper

My personal fave when someone pisses me of while driving is to roll (do you still say "roll down" even if you have electric windows :confused: ) down the window and yell "FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CHILD MOLESTER!!!"*
It's a little harsh, and you might want to watch who you yell this at, but it sure does feel good!!!

* Those of you who listen to Dee Snider Radio will understand the reference to this phrase.

Originally posted by JD@af
DAMN you guys are pissed off in this thread :ylsuper

My personal fave when someone pisses me of while driving is to roll (do you still say "roll down" even if you have electric windows :confused: ) down the window and yell "FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CHILD MOLESTER!!!"*
It's a little harsh, and you might want to watch who you yell this at, but it sure does feel good!!!

* Those of you who listen to Dee Snider Radio will understand the reference to this phrase.

JD....Im shocked at you :eek: :eek: :eek: ...lol

I tend to just stand on the horn and give a single finger salute.

I did it to someone who could make up thier mind, indicated left, then went right and nearly hit me.
They slowed right down and the passanger opened the door, (in pooring rain) and turned round in his seat and proceeded to yell at me.
I could hear what he was saying but he looked pretty pissed. I think he was more pissed when I indicated, he pulled off the road thinking I wanted to take it further but went past them :flipa:

I actualy nearly hit someone on the same day, a guy pulled out in frount of me with out looking right. Would have been sweet had I been in the civic, but I was going down a steap hill in the truck. Locked up the frount wheels, and only just slowed enough to dodge round him.
Silly bugger just sat there wide eyed as I went past him.

one of the saddest sights in this world is the sight of a white Hiace van in your rear view mirror.

that cuts nothin man i was drivin one sunday behind this old lady right? not only was she drivin slower than a snail can crawl, but she was drivin between 2 lanes, then she's weavin from side 2 side between the lanes, and when she takes a turn onto another street, she turns into the side of the street that has oncoming traffic...wow i think that when you get that old, you need to take a fucking competency test just to be able to turn the fuckin ignition and put your foot on the damn accelerator...people sometimes.....matches up with the people that drive 20 m.p.h on the fuckin freeway when the smart one is goin at 70 that's what causes road rage :angryfire :argue: :zx11pisse

looks like granny took too much medication that morning :D