lil black riding hood

Little Black Riding Hood was getting ready to visit her grandmother her mother said, "you'd better not go out tonight,little black riding hood because the big bad wolf is out and you know what he'll do: He'll lift up your little black dress, pull down your little black panties, and screw your little black ass off.
Little Black Riding Hood pulled out a shotgun and said, "Don't worry mother, I've got it covered.
So she was walking through the forest when she came across the three little pigs. One of them ran out of the brick house and said "You shouldn't be out tonight, Little Black Riding Hood! The Big Bad Wolf is out and you know what he'll do if he catches you. He'll lift up your little black dress, pull down your little black panties,and screw your little black ass off, She pull out out the shotgun and said "Don't worry boys I got it covered!"
As she continued on through the forest,she came across the Big Bad Wolf and he said "You shouldn't have come out tonight, little Black Riding Hood because You know what I'm going to do. I'm going to lift up your little black dress, pull down your little black panties, and screw your little black ass off.
She lift up her little black dress, pulled down her little black panties lay down on her back with her legs apart, pointed the shotgun at him and said, "Nah, motha fucker! You're going to eat me like the book says."


:icon16:

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight:bloated:












Better luck next time

I concur - that one needs a lot of work.

Yeah, that wasnt funny the first million times I suffered through it in the past!!!