secret to long life

I think this one is funny :D




An old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him. "Sir, what is the secret of your long life?"

The man considered this for a moment, then replied, "Every day at 9 PM I have a glass of port. Good for the heart I've heard."

The reporter replied, "That's ALL?"

The man smiled, "That, and canceling my voyage on the Titanic."

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haters :thefinger

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Mogg,you should really stop reading Readers' Digest.

Yeah, that was crap.

That wasn't a joke was it:confused:

http://www.raceworx.com/funnypics/awayfromme.jpg

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wtf is a glass of port? or am i just stupid?

Originally posted by Marc04
wtf is a glass of port? or am i just stupid?

port = type of wine

:headshake

Originally posted by freakray


port = type of wine

....shit..thats right


joke is still not funny though:biggrin2:

hah. hah.

mogg, did yogs tell you that one?

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