Bad Joke Here!
Rich
11-15-2001, 12:11 PM
Enjoy :D :D :D
A beautiful blonde goes into a bar and sits down next to a guy that's so homely looking, he hasn't had a date in over a year, also, he's sooooo dumb that one night he slept with a ruler next to his head to see how long he slept.
So he figures that he has absolutely no chance in the world to score a date with this ravishing buxom blonde.
Then suddenly she strikes up a conversation with him and soon they become rather chummy. It starts to get late and the bartender calls out last drink for alcohol, then the blonde leans over to the guy and says, "Let's have this last drink at my apartment."
Taken back by her request, and trembling, the guy finally utters the word, "OK."
They get up from the bar stool arm and arm headed for the door, when the blonde stops him and says, "Before we go back to my apartment there's one thing I have to tell you, I'm on my menstrual cycle."
He says, ..."That's ok, I'll follow you in my Honda."
A beautiful blonde goes into a bar and sits down next to a guy that's so homely looking, he hasn't had a date in over a year, also, he's sooooo dumb that one night he slept with a ruler next to his head to see how long he slept.
So he figures that he has absolutely no chance in the world to score a date with this ravishing buxom blonde.
Then suddenly she strikes up a conversation with him and soon they become rather chummy. It starts to get late and the bartender calls out last drink for alcohol, then the blonde leans over to the guy and says, "Let's have this last drink at my apartment."
Taken back by her request, and trembling, the guy finally utters the word, "OK."
They get up from the bar stool arm and arm headed for the door, when the blonde stops him and says, "Before we go back to my apartment there's one thing I have to tell you, I'm on my menstrual cycle."
He says, ..."That's ok, I'll follow you in my Honda."
DVSNCYNIKL
11-15-2001, 12:18 PM
redvalkrie
11-15-2001, 12:46 PM
:bloated: um:bloated: um:bloated: um :huh:
Cavallino
11-15-2001, 12:58 PM
worst joke EVER
blacksnake98
11-15-2001, 01:02 PM
What does a girl from indiana say as soon as she loses her virginity?
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DVSNCYNIKL
11-15-2001, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by blacksnake98
What does a girl from indiana say as soon as she loses her virginity?
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Get off me daddy, your crushing my cigarettes.
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What does a girl from indiana say as soon as she loses her virginity?
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Get off me daddy, your crushing my cigarettes.
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Cavallino
11-15-2001, 01:07 PM
next?
YogsVR4
11-15-2001, 01:16 PM
Ok. Time for me to step in. Lets through out a mediocre double entandra
Two vultures boarded an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looked at them and said, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion per passenger is allowed."
Now on with something a bit better.
An elderly couple were walking about the streets of their home, Moscow. They each feel drops of moisture on their faces. The man says that it is snowing, but his wife is convinced that it's raining. Finally, they see General Rudolph walking by, and the woman calls him over to settle the dispute. The general says it's definitely rain. The man doesn't believe him. Sighing, his wife tells him, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Now these were tastefully bad jokes. :D
Two vultures boarded an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looked at them and said, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion per passenger is allowed."
Now on with something a bit better.
An elderly couple were walking about the streets of their home, Moscow. They each feel drops of moisture on their faces. The man says that it is snowing, but his wife is convinced that it's raining. Finally, they see General Rudolph walking by, and the woman calls him over to settle the dispute. The general says it's definitely rain. The man doesn't believe him. Sighing, his wife tells him, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Now these were tastefully bad jokes. :D
DVSNCYNIKL
11-15-2001, 01:21 PM
Spec2 Girl
11-15-2001, 01:30 PM
and here I was thinking they couldn't possibly get any worse!! :p :hehehe:
YogsVR4
11-15-2001, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/edoom/sad2.gif
Ahhh - a critic!
Try this one - I am slowing increasing the quality here.
An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?" the officer said.
The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
"He said you were speeding!" the old man yelled.
The patrolman then asked, "May I see your license?"
The woman turned to her husband again, "What did he say?"
The old man yelled back, "He wants to see your license!"
The woman then gave the officer her license.
"I see you are from Arkansas," the patrolman said. "I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
The woman turned to her husband again and asked, "What did he say?"
The old man replied, "He said he knows you!"
http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/edoom/sad2.gif
Ahhh - a critic!
Try this one - I am slowing increasing the quality here.
An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?" the officer said.
The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
"He said you were speeding!" the old man yelled.
The patrolman then asked, "May I see your license?"
The woman turned to her husband again, "What did he say?"
The old man yelled back, "He wants to see your license!"
The woman then gave the officer her license.
"I see you are from Arkansas," the patrolman said. "I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
The woman turned to her husband again and asked, "What did he say?"
The old man replied, "He said he knows you!"
DVSNCYNIKL
11-15-2001, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
Ahhh - a critic!
Try this one - I am slowing increasing the quality here.
An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?" the officer said.
The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
"He said you were speeding!" the old man yelled.
The patrolman then asked, "May I see your license?"
The woman turned to her husband again, "What did he say?"
The old man yelled back, "He wants to see your license!"
The woman then gave the officer her license.
"I see you are from Arkansas," the patrolman said. "I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
The woman turned to her husband again and asked, "What did he say?"
The old man replied, "He said he knows you!"
http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/geno/rotz.gif
Ahhh - a critic!
Try this one - I am slowing increasing the quality here.
An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?" the officer said.
The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
"He said you were speeding!" the old man yelled.
The patrolman then asked, "May I see your license?"
The woman turned to her husband again, "What did he say?"
The old man yelled back, "He wants to see your license!"
The woman then gave the officer her license.
"I see you are from Arkansas," the patrolman said. "I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
The woman turned to her husband again and asked, "What did he say?"
The old man replied, "He said he knows you!"
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YogsVR4
11-15-2001, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
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Ok - a smartass critic!
I'm going to have to whip out a good one then.
A priest and nun were driving back from a convention a few hundred miles out of town. They got stuck in a snow storm and had to pull over for the night. They found a small motel and went in to get a room. The proprieter told them there was only one room available with a single bed. Since that was all he had, they decided to take it.
The priest offered Sister Agnus the bed while he would sleep in the chair. She accepted and the settled in for the night. After a short while Sister Agnus said "Father, I'm cold" The priest replied, "Well, let me get you something for that" He got up and found a blanket to lie over Sister Agnus.
He went and settled back into his chair. A bit later, "Father, I am still cold in this bed." The priest once again said "Well, let me see what we can do about that." He rummaged around and found another blanket for Sister Agnus to use. The the priest went back to his chair to get some rest.
Moments later Sister Agnus said, "Father, I am still a bit chilly. We are hundreds of miles away from anyone we know and we are in a motel that knowone knows of. Why dont we play like husband and wife for the night." Father replies, "Are you sure about that Sister Agnus." With expectation in her voice she said "Oh yes! Very much so!" So father said, "Fine - get your own god damn blanket!" and promptly fell asleep.
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Ok - a smartass critic!
I'm going to have to whip out a good one then.
A priest and nun were driving back from a convention a few hundred miles out of town. They got stuck in a snow storm and had to pull over for the night. They found a small motel and went in to get a room. The proprieter told them there was only one room available with a single bed. Since that was all he had, they decided to take it.
The priest offered Sister Agnus the bed while he would sleep in the chair. She accepted and the settled in for the night. After a short while Sister Agnus said "Father, I'm cold" The priest replied, "Well, let me get you something for that" He got up and found a blanket to lie over Sister Agnus.
He went and settled back into his chair. A bit later, "Father, I am still cold in this bed." The priest once again said "Well, let me see what we can do about that." He rummaged around and found another blanket for Sister Agnus to use. The the priest went back to his chair to get some rest.
Moments later Sister Agnus said, "Father, I am still a bit chilly. We are hundreds of miles away from anyone we know and we are in a motel that knowone knows of. Why dont we play like husband and wife for the night." Father replies, "Are you sure about that Sister Agnus." With expectation in her voice she said "Oh yes! Very much so!" So father said, "Fine - get your own god damn blanket!" and promptly fell asleep.
Spec2 Girl
11-15-2001, 02:38 PM
.....and the competition begins!!! :p :hehehe:
DVSNCYNIKL
11-15-2001, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
Ok - a smartass critic!
I'm going to have to whip out a good one then.
A priest and nun were driving back from a convention a few hundred miles out of town. They got stuck in a snow storm and had to pull over for the night. They found a small motel and went in to get a room. The proprieter told them there was only one room available with a single bed. Since that was all he had, they decided to take it.
The priest offered Sister Agnus the bed while he would sleep in the chair. She accepted and the settled in for the night. After a short while Sister Agnus said "Father, I'm cold" The priest replied, "Well, let me get you something for that" He got up and found a blanket to lie over Sister Agnus.
He went and settled back into his chair. A bit later, "Father, I am still cold in this bed." The priest once again said "Well, let me see what we can do about that." He rummaged around and found another blanket for Sister Agnus to use. The the priest went back to his chair to get some rest.
Moments later Sister Agnus said, "Father, I am still a bit chilly. We are hundreds of miles away from anyone we know and we are in a motel that knowone knows of. Why dont we play like husband and wife for the night." Father replies, "Are you sure about that Sister Agnus." With expectation in her voice she said "Oh yes! Very much so!" So father said, "Fine - get your own god damn blanket!" and promptly fell asleep.
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Ok - a smartass critic!
I'm going to have to whip out a good one then.
A priest and nun were driving back from a convention a few hundred miles out of town. They got stuck in a snow storm and had to pull over for the night. They found a small motel and went in to get a room. The proprieter told them there was only one room available with a single bed. Since that was all he had, they decided to take it.
The priest offered Sister Agnus the bed while he would sleep in the chair. She accepted and the settled in for the night. After a short while Sister Agnus said "Father, I'm cold" The priest replied, "Well, let me get you something for that" He got up and found a blanket to lie over Sister Agnus.
He went and settled back into his chair. A bit later, "Father, I am still cold in this bed." The priest once again said "Well, let me see what we can do about that." He rummaged around and found another blanket for Sister Agnus to use. The the priest went back to his chair to get some rest.
Moments later Sister Agnus said, "Father, I am still a bit chilly. We are hundreds of miles away from anyone we know and we are in a motel that knowone knows of. Why dont we play like husband and wife for the night." Father replies, "Are you sure about that Sister Agnus." With expectation in her voice she said "Oh yes! Very much so!" So father said, "Fine - get your own god damn blanket!" and promptly fell asleep.
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blacksnake98
11-15-2001, 02:45 PM
> A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
>> > "HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW."
>> > HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, "FIX THE LIGHT? NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A G.E. LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!"
>> > THE WIFE ASKS, "WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT."
>> > TO WHICH HE REPLIED, "FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO."
>> > "FINE," SHE SAYS. "THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK."
>> > "I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS," HE SAYS. "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!"
>> > SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT.
>> > AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
"HONEY," HE ASKS, "HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?"
>> > SHE SAID, "WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE HIM A CAKE."
>> > HE SAID, "SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?"
>> > SHE REPLIED, "HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!"
>> > "HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW."
>> > HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, "FIX THE LIGHT? NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A G.E. LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!"
>> > THE WIFE ASKS, "WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT."
>> > TO WHICH HE REPLIED, "FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO."
>> > "FINE," SHE SAYS. "THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK."
>> > "I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS," HE SAYS. "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!"
>> > SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT.
>> > AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
"HONEY," HE ASKS, "HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?"
>> > SHE SAID, "WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE HIM A CAKE."
>> > HE SAID, "SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?"
>> > SHE REPLIED, "HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!"
DVSNCYNIKL
11-15-2001, 02:48 PM
ragt20
11-15-2001, 03:47 PM
some good ones at the end.....:lol2: :lol2:
YogsVR4
11-15-2001, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
some good ones at the end.....:lol2: :lol2:
which means we drifted from the original topic...
some good ones at the end.....:lol2: :lol2:
which means we drifted from the original topic...
Rich
11-15-2001, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
which means we drifted from the original topic...
And I am glad we did. I re-read that joke I posted, and it sucks hard-core.
the last few jokes were pretty damn sweet, imo :D
which means we drifted from the original topic...
And I am glad we did. I re-read that joke I posted, and it sucks hard-core.
the last few jokes were pretty damn sweet, imo :D
blatch
11-16-2001, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by blacksnake98
What does a girl from indiana say as soon as she loses her virginity?
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Get off me daddy, your crushing my cigarettes.
hey! you're the son of a bitch from kentucky! I'm from indiana! you're the one who has 1 million people in their state with 15 last names!!!!
What does a girl from indiana say as soon as she loses her virginity?
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Get off me daddy, your crushing my cigarettes.
hey! you're the son of a bitch from kentucky! I'm from indiana! you're the one who has 1 million people in their state with 15 last names!!!!
blacksnake98
11-16-2001, 03:41 PM
Wait...I got another one.
You know what keeps Kentucky on top of Tennessee?
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Indiana sucks. :)
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Indiana sucks. :)
DVSNCYNIKL
11-16-2001, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by blatch
hey! you're the son of a bitch from kentucky! I'm from indiana! you're the one who has 1 million people in their state with 15 last names!!!!
Originally posted by blacksnake98
Wait...I got another one.
You know what keeps Kentucky on top of Tennessee?
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Indiana sucks. :)
Am I the only one? :confused::huh::confused:
hey! you're the son of a bitch from kentucky! I'm from indiana! you're the one who has 1 million people in their state with 15 last names!!!!
Originally posted by blacksnake98
Wait...I got another one.
You know what keeps Kentucky on top of Tennessee?
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Indiana sucks. :)
Am I the only one? :confused::huh::confused:
gdalton
11-16-2001, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by blacksnake98
Wait...I got another one.
You know what keeps Kentucky on top of Tennessee?
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Indiana sucks. :)
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Now thats funny.
Wait...I got another one.
You know what keeps Kentucky on top of Tennessee?
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Indiana sucks. :)
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Now thats funny.
Rich
11-16-2001, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Am I the only one? :confused::huh::confused:
no...ur not :bloated: :bloated: :huh: :huh:
Am I the only one? :confused::huh::confused:
no...ur not :bloated: :bloated: :huh: :huh:
blacksnake98
11-16-2001, 04:15 PM
It's just some friendly banter between neighboring states, I'm sure he knows an equal amount of jokes slamming KY. What don't you guys understand?:confused:
blatch
11-16-2001, 04:16 PM
See, Indiana rules, and Kentucky sucks. But they don't know it cause they're too busy fucking their cousins ^_^
DVSNCYNIKL
11-16-2001, 04:19 PM
:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
gdalton
11-16-2001, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by blatch
See, Indiana rules, and Kentucky sucks. But they don't know it cause they're too busy fucking their cousins ^_^
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And I thought Georgia and Alabama were bad about fucking with each other.
See, Indiana rules, and Kentucky sucks. But they don't know it cause they're too busy fucking their cousins ^_^
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And I thought Georgia and Alabama were bad about fucking with each other.
blacksnake98
11-16-2001, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by blatch
See, Indiana rules, and Kentucky sucks. But they don't know it cause they're too busy fucking their cousins ^_^
Wow Blatch, you really let these jokes get under your skin:hehehe: I must commend you as well. I don't think I have ever seen anyone use the f-word in so many posts. Your a poet, a regular Bill Shakespeare. By the way, did you hear about the Hoosier that threw the hand-grenade across the river at some people on the Kentucky side? They pulled the pin out, and threw it back.:D
See, Indiana rules, and Kentucky sucks. But they don't know it cause they're too busy fucking their cousins ^_^
Wow Blatch, you really let these jokes get under your skin:hehehe: I must commend you as well. I don't think I have ever seen anyone use the f-word in so many posts. Your a poet, a regular Bill Shakespeare. By the way, did you hear about the Hoosier that threw the hand-grenade across the river at some people on the Kentucky side? They pulled the pin out, and threw it back.:D
blatch
11-18-2001, 12:09 AM
Nice.
Why did the murderer move to Kentucky?
Because everyone has the same DNA!
What's the best thing to come out of Kentucky?
Route 1-75!!!
What do you get when you have 32 Kentuckians in the same room?
A full set of teeth?
Did you hear that the Governors mansion in Frankfort Kentucky burned down?
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
Why did the murderer move to Kentucky?
Because everyone has the same DNA!
What's the best thing to come out of Kentucky?
Route 1-75!!!
What do you get when you have 32 Kentuckians in the same room?
A full set of teeth?
Did you hear that the Governors mansion in Frankfort Kentucky burned down?
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
Rich
11-18-2001, 10:24 PM
Since I started this thread for bad jokes, ill keep it going with a few more :D
Eleven people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging
rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount
Everest.
Ten were blonde, one was a brunette.
As a group they decided that one of the party should let go.
If that didn't happen the rope would break and everyone
would perish.
For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered.
Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she
would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others.
The blondes applauded.
Edit: This is not meant to be offending to blond ppl. Im blond and I found it funny.
Eleven people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging
rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount
Everest.
Ten were blonde, one was a brunette.
As a group they decided that one of the party should let go.
If that didn't happen the rope would break and everyone
would perish.
For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered.
Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she
would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others.
The blondes applauded.
Edit: This is not meant to be offending to blond ppl. Im blond and I found it funny.
Rich
11-18-2001, 10:32 PM
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
Rich
11-19-2001, 10:39 AM
What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
Sexual harassment.
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Sexual harassment.
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YogsVR4
11-19-2001, 10:52 AM
Yes - we have returned to the topic at hand :D
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