Speeding
TheNotoriousMogg
07-02-2003, 12:23 PM
this one is new too me :lol:
A driver is pulled over by a policeman:
Man: Is there a problem Officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Man: Oh I see.
Officer: Can I see your licence please?
Man: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Man: Lost it 4 times for drink driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Man: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Man: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Man: Yes, and I killed and raped the owner.
Officer: You what?
Man: She's in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer2: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man steps out of his vehicle.
Man: Is there a problem sir?
Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Man: Murdered the owner?
Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please.
The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer2: Is this your car sir?
Man: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer2: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, raped and murdered the owner.
Man: Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!
A driver is pulled over by a policeman:
Man: Is there a problem Officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Man: Oh I see.
Officer: Can I see your licence please?
Man: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Man: Lost it 4 times for drink driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Man: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Man: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Man: Yes, and I killed and raped the owner.
Officer: You what?
Man: She's in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer2: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man steps out of his vehicle.
Man: Is there a problem sir?
Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Man: Murdered the owner?
Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please.
The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer2: Is this your car sir?
Man: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer2: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, raped and murdered the owner.
Man: Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!
kittedb18bt
07-02-2003, 12:27 PM
that is totally sick:bigthumb: (in two ways of course!) 1: i could never claim to have killed or raped anyone. 2: that guy is too cool! GOOD ONE:icon16:
whiteracer
07-02-2003, 12:49 PM
REPOST!
YogsVR4
07-02-2003, 12:51 PM
:dupe: :dupe: :dupe: :dupe:
TheNotoriousMogg
07-02-2003, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
:dupe: :dupe: :dupe: :dupe:
:thefinger :thefinger :thefinger
:dupe: :dupe: :dupe: :dupe:
:thefinger :thefinger :thefinger
senaclinton
07-02-2003, 04:35 PM
repost or not this 'newbie' enjoyed it :)
-sena
-sena
jinushaun
07-02-2003, 05:32 PM
:bigthumb: New to me.
RazorGTR
07-02-2003, 05:41 PM
An oldie but a goodie :iceslolan
Haibane
07-02-2003, 06:08 PM
good one
Sean
07-02-2003, 06:53 PM
lol :bigthumb: new to me!
slave
07-02-2003, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by RazorGTR
An oldie but a goodie :iceslolan :1:
An oldie but a goodie :iceslolan :1:
2of9
07-02-2003, 09:56 PM
nice one on the first cop that was there:lol:
im gonna have to try that one day:bigthumb:
im gonna have to try that one day:bigthumb:
Ace$nyper
07-02-2003, 11:42 PM
:spit: Now if i ever got a ticket i know how to avoid it.
Jonno
07-03-2003, 07:05 AM
207010
07-03-2003, 07:16 AM
lol :bigthumb: :bigthumb: :icesangel :icesangel :cwm27: :lol: :sunglasse its new to me
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