Ten of the best....REJECTION!
Oz
07-02-2003, 05:35 AM
TOP TEN REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean):
10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo geek in "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I don't want to do my DAD.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You ugly dork.)
7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend.
(I prefer my male cat and 1/2 gallon Ben & Jerry's ice cream.)
5. I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you're in the same *solar system*, much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off the likes of you or I'd rather be gang raped by midgets or I'd rather drink turpentine and **** on a brush fire or when bats fly out of my butt.)
1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)
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TOP TEN REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY MEN (and what they actually mean):
10. I think of you as a sister.
(You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now.
(You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend.
(You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work.
(You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me.
(You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate.
(You're ugly.)
1. Let's be friends.
(You're sinfully ugly.)
10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo geek in "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I don't want to do my DAD.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You ugly dork.)
7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend.
(I prefer my male cat and 1/2 gallon Ben & Jerry's ice cream.)
5. I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you're in the same *solar system*, much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off the likes of you or I'd rather be gang raped by midgets or I'd rather drink turpentine and **** on a brush fire or when bats fly out of my butt.)
1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)
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TOP TEN REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY MEN (and what they actually mean):
10. I think of you as a sister.
(You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now.
(You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend.
(You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work.
(You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me.
(You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate.
(You're ugly.)
1. Let's be friends.
(You're sinfully ugly.)
Neutrino
07-02-2003, 06:33 AM
:worshippy
YogsVR4
07-02-2003, 08:40 AM
:icon16: :dogpile:
turbo2nr
07-02-2003, 09:11 AM
:bigthumb:
:spit: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:spit: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
High Octane
07-02-2003, 10:33 AM
:bananasmi :rofl:
TheNotoriousMogg
07-02-2003, 11:19 AM
:spit:
Sean
07-02-2003, 06:10 PM
:bananasmi :worshippy :ylsuper: :boink: :iagree: :werd: :1: :jump3: :thumbsup: :rofl: :dogpile: :bigthumb: :icon16:
Haibane
07-02-2003, 06:25 PM
I have used some of those before and comepletely agree, they all mean you're ugly:iagree:
slave
07-02-2003, 07:16 PM
He he, funny funny.
tonioseven
07-02-2003, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by TheNotoriousMogg
:spit: :bigthumb:
:spit: :bigthumb:
SiXPuSHA
07-02-2003, 08:04 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :werd: :ylsuper:
themodelkid
07-02-2003, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by Sean
:bananasmi :worshippy :ylsuper: :boink: :iagree: :werd: :1: :jump3: :thumbsup: :rofl: :dogpile: :bigthumb: :icon16: :iagree: :1:
:bananasmi :worshippy :ylsuper: :boink: :iagree: :werd: :1: :jump3: :thumbsup: :rofl: :dogpile: :bigthumb: :icon16: :iagree: :1:
2of9
07-02-2003, 09:51 PM
:lol: :bigthumb: :iceslolan nice 1
Ace$nyper
07-02-2003, 10:39 PM
Good one OZ you forgot the one you gave my buddy crabs.
Jimster
07-03-2003, 04:21 AM
you're ugly :bloated:
207010
07-03-2003, 05:02 AM
OZ you really are mean to girls!!!! funny all the same though:bigthumb:
Oz
07-03-2003, 05:27 AM
Yeah, like I wrote it. :eek7:
Jonno
07-03-2003, 05:53 AM
:bigthumb:
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