Talking Frog

He is 82 years old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard
a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and could not see any one. He thought
he was dreaming when he heard the voice again, "Pick
me up."

He looked in the water and there floating on the top
was a frog. He said, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up
and kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful
woman you have ever seen and will give you the most
wonderful sexual pleasures that you have ever dreamed
of."

He looked at the frog for a short time and
then reached over and picked it up carefully, placing
it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, "What are you nuts, didn't you
hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will give you
sexual pleasures like you have never had."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
"Naah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

hahaha:lol:

Now thats a good one :smile:

Aww man, killer timing!!!! I was trying to think of that one the other day, thats funny!!!

:iceslolan

Originally posted by YogsVR4
Now thats a good one :smile: Definitely!!:sunglasse :sunglasse

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