Philosophy on Life
tonioseven
06-30-2003, 05:14 PM
> When God created the cow. God said, "You
> must go to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun,
> have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life
> span of sixty years."
>
> The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want
> me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give
> back the other forty."
>
> And God agreed.
>
> Next God created the dog. God said, "Sit
> all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or
> walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said,
> "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back the
> other ten."
>
> So God agreed (sigh).
>
> Then God created the monkey. God said,
> entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a
twenty
> year life span." Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty
> years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do
> too, okay?"
>
> And God agreed again.
>
> Finally God created man. God said,
> "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll
> give
> you twenty years."
> Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way. Tell you
> what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten
> the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back. That makes eighty,
> okay?"
>
> "Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."
>
> So that is why for the first twenty years we eat,
> sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years
> we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do
> monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years
> we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.
> Life has now been explained.
> must go to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun,
> have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life
> span of sixty years."
>
> The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want
> me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give
> back the other forty."
>
> And God agreed.
>
> Next God created the dog. God said, "Sit
> all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or
> walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said,
> "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back the
> other ten."
>
> So God agreed (sigh).
>
> Then God created the monkey. God said,
> entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a
twenty
> year life span." Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty
> years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do
> too, okay?"
>
> And God agreed again.
>
> Finally God created man. God said,
> "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll
> give
> you twenty years."
> Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way. Tell you
> what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten
> the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back. That makes eighty,
> okay?"
>
> "Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."
>
> So that is why for the first twenty years we eat,
> sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years
> we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do
> monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years
> we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.
> Life has now been explained.
ChopinPorkChop
06-30-2003, 05:30 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
TheNotoriousMogg
06-30-2003, 06:14 PM
:lol:
Jay!
06-30-2003, 06:27 PM
LOL... sounds about right! :icon16:
fullbloodchop01
06-30-2003, 06:59 PM
:iceslolan :iceslolan :iceslolan
numbware
06-30-2003, 07:50 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
grimmy
06-30-2003, 07:53 PM
soooo true
Sean
06-30-2003, 08:26 PM
:spit: god damn, i only have 4 years left of the eating, sleeping, sexing, enjoying, and doing nothing!
Suislide
07-01-2003, 12:13 AM
woof. :icon16:
speediva
07-01-2003, 01:55 AM
*lmao* That was AWESOME!!!!! I'm definately telling that one to some friends. :D Good one!
themodelkid
07-01-2003, 08:40 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :iagree:
YogsVR4
07-01-2003, 09:07 AM
It all adds up! :bigthumb:
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