HELP!! I'm addicted to rice!

I HAVE DONE IT AGAIN...

I swore I'd cut down...but I did it...I killed another ricer. Ever since I got this car, and realized that it can and will cut down most of the pretenders out there...while looking like a cheaper econobox than an '86 Civic...I haven't been able to control my urge to "show-up" the local ricers.

Here's the story:

Coming home from filling up my gas tank this morning, I notice this gold 1992-1993 Accord 2 dr, with CF Altezzas, and at least a cat-back (LOUD) driving aggressively behind me. It passes me up, and takes the left turn lane.

I just had the feeling that he wasn't done driving aggressive, and that if provoked, he would bite.

I went and took the turn he was making...even though it was the opposite way of where I was supposed to be heading. He was first in line, with another car behind him, and me.

As the light turns, he did take the turn quickly, as I expected. As I clear the car in front of me, I gun it and start catching up, and I eventually pass him. I don't know if he was trying when I passed him, but he certainly started shadowing me after. Due to a couple of cars around us, I didn't go too fast, but he stayed behind me. I eventually ended up at a light next to a different car, with them directly behind me, revving. HA! they bit...lol.

So, that light turned green, I take-off aggressively, and piss them off even more by waving bye-bye in my rear-view at them. I know I had the jump, but they never gained, but instead steadily got smaller in my rear-view.

We ended up behind yet another light. This light happened to be malfunctioning, and was a blinking red, which everyone was treating as a stop sign. With the cars in front of us, it gave time for this discourse:

Passenger: (signals for me to roll my window down)
Me: (rolls window)
Driver: That car's not fast man, you got the jump on us! :rolleyes:
Passenger: Yeah!
Me: You wanna do it from a stop for 20 bucks?
Driver: Yeah!...What you got in there?
Me: Stock.
Driver: I'm stock too...( :rolleyes: )

At this point, I just laugh and turn towards the light. Fortune has it that we were exactly side by side as it was both our turns to go from the light. I hear him rev it up a bit. I didn't drop the clutch too hard (it's getting worn...need a new one:(). I dropped it from 2000RPM, and stood on the gas. I chirped for a second, and instantly got a 1-car jump on them. From there, I just pulled all the way to 80, where I flashed my hazards. They were about 5-6 cars behind. I slowed down and rolled my window back down (did I mention I had my AC on?). They got next to me where another conversation happened:

Driver: I'll get you next time! You have a DOHC in there!
Me: Well, the SE-R in the back, which I'm sure you saw, means something...
Driver: Well if I had VTEC, it would have been a different story, you know that right?( :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ) (SEE: Ricer Racing Excuses (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t111782.html))
Me: (uncontrollably laughing)
Driver: Wait till I get my H22 in here, I'll see you around...
Me: (stifling laughter)...You ever heard of an SR20?
Driver: Yeah. That what you have?
Me: (stifling laughter) No...( ;) )
Passenger: (remains quiet the whole time)

So, they gun it and take-off...while I make a right on a side-street so I can go back on my merry way.

Then I realized I forgot to ask for my 20 dollars...:bloated:

Originally posted by carrrnuttt

Then I realized I forgot to ask for my 20 dollars...:bloated:


:slap:

Dumbass!







Hehe.. good run. :bigthumb:

i was gonna say that

you shoulda said pay up and then laughed altho saying i'll let you keep the 20 bucks seen as i haven't laughed so hard in ages.

haahh that is one of the more funnier racing storys that i've read recently. hey atleast those guys were good sports and not being a dick you know? when i gun my car, no one even tries to follow, they just catch me at the following light tellin me "holy shit your car just took off" and i'm like really? hmmmmm

Originally posted by carrrnuttt

Driver: Well if I had VTEC, it would have been a different story, you know that right?( :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ) (SEE: Ricer Racing Excuses (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t111782.html))
Me: (uncontrollably laughing)
classic ricers


very very funny :bigthumb: keep the ricer kills coming

nice kill...very nice, those ricers will race anyone. they think their car is so fast cuz they have a civic LX, wit a DOHC VTEC sticker and a TYPE-R sticker. lol:lol:

i see all kinds of shit at work. i saw a chevy astro SiR uh oh you better watch out~!

you know that i ask most honda drivers if they know what v-tec exactly is and they all looked puzzled and have no clue really. heh

Originally posted by TatII
i see all kinds of shit at work. i saw a chevy astro SiR uh oh you better watch out~!

you know that i ask most honda drivers if they know what v-tec exactly is and they all looked puzzled and have no clue really. heh

Hey I was a Honda driver for MANY years...ask ME what VTEC is;)...

funny story as usual and good job not gettin ur $20 :frown:

next time you see the guy you should ask him for your money

the riciest car i've seen are those cars in anti-rice.com

e riciest car i've seen are those cars in anti-rice.com

Nah, thats just somebody's idea of a joke (hopefully). I live in Silver Spring, a minute away from wheaton, MD. I see more rice daily than you guys probably see in a span of 5 days :mad: . Result, fun for me :iceslolan .

Yet another job well done carrrnuttt.

Originally posted by carrrnuttt
I HAVE DONE IT AGAIN...

I swore I'd cut down...but I did it...I killed another ricer. Ever since I got this car, and realized that it can and will cut down most of the pretenders out there...while looking like a cheaper econobox than an '86 Civic...I haven't been able to control my urge to "show-up" the local ricers.

Here's the story:

Coming home from filling up my gas tank this morning, I notice this gold 1992-1993 Accord 2 dr, with CF Altezzas, and at least a cat-back (LOUD) driving aggressively behind me. It passes me up, and takes the left turn lane.

I just had the feeling that he wasn't done driving aggressive, and that if provoked, he would bite.

I went and took the turn he was making...even though it was the opposite way of where I was supposed to be heading. He was first in line, with another car behind him, and me.

As the light turns, he did take the turn quickly, as I expected. As I clear the car in front of me, I gun it and start catching up, and I eventually pass him. I don't know if he was trying when I passed him, but he certainly started shadowing me after. Due to a couple of cars around us, I didn't go too fast, but he stayed behind me. I eventually ended up at a light next to a different car, with them directly behind me, revving. HA! they bit...lol.

So, that light turned green, I take-off aggressively, and piss them off even more by waving bye-bye in my rear-view at them. I know I had the jump, but they never gained, but instead steadily got smaller in my rear-view.

We ended up behind yet another light. This light happened to be malfunctioning, and was a blinking red, which everyone was treating as a stop sign. With the cars in front of us, it gave time for this discourse:

Passenger: (signals for me to roll my window down)
Me: (rolls window)
Driver: That car's not fast man, you got the jump on us! :rolleyes:
Passenger: Yeah!
Me: You wanna do it from a stop for 20 bucks?
Driver: Yeah!...What you got in there?
Me: Stock.
Driver: I'm stock too...( :rolleyes: )

At this point, I just laugh and turn towards the light. Fortune has it that we were exactly side by side as it was both our turns to go from the light. I hear him rev it up a bit. I didn't drop the clutch too hard (it's getting worn...need a new one:(). I dropped it from 2000RPM, and stood on the gas. I chirped for a second, and instantly got a 1-car jump on them. From there, I just pulled all the way to 80, where I flashed my hazards. They were about 5-6 cars behind. I slowed down and rolled my window back down (did I mention I had my AC on?). They got next to me where another conversation happened:

Driver: I'll get you next time! You have a DOHC in there!
Me: Well, the SE-R in the back, which I'm sure you saw, means something...
Driver: Well if I had VTEC, it would have been a different story, you know that right?( :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ) (SEE: Ricer Racing Excuses (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t111782.html))
Me: (uncontrollably laughing)
Driver: Wait till I get my H22 in here, I'll see you around...
Me: (stifling laughter)...You ever heard of an SR20?
Driver: Yeah. That what you have?
Me: (stifling laughter) No...( ;) )
Passenger: (remains quiet the whole time)

So, they gun it and take-off...while I make a right on a side-street so I can go back on my merry way.

Then I realized I forgot to ask for my 20 dollars...:bloated:


Not trying to beat a dead horse, been waiting for it to come out from ya... but not too long ago I was flamed by yourself for using the Term "jap" that is ahort word for Japan, like Brit does British etc.. if you remember..., but the word "Ricer" is a long word for Rice, something most low income Asians (ie. a RACE of people) have to eat to llive...
The Word Ricer to many Asian people might seem racist... Although I doupt very much you mean it that way... (same here, now maybe you understand.)

I'm not one ot start up on Racial issues...
(not the place I would think!!??)
but I did take a beating from you for using a word that refers to a county not a race.
Like I said, I do not believe you mean in a bad way... Ditto here.

scott

Me: (stifling laughter)...You ever heard of an SR20?
Driver: Yeah. That what you have?
Me: (stifling laughter) No...( )

I thought SE-Rs had sr20de engines. Or were you messing with him?

Originally posted by Donham



Not trying to beat a dead horse, been waiting for it to come out from ya... but not too long ago I was flamed by yourself for using the Term "jap" that is ahort word for Japan, like Brit does British etc.. if you remember..., but the word "Ricer" is a long word for Rice, something most low income Asians (ie. a RACE of people) have to eat to llive...
The Word Ricer to many Asian people might seem racist... Although I doupt very much you mean it that way... (same here, now maybe you understand.)
scott

Um..... I know many many wealthy ass Asians that eat rice regularly... Thats like saying low income white folk eat hamburgers.. hahahhaha. Eating rice is part of the Asian culture.. and I should know something about that since i'm full Chinese.

You obviously don't understand what the term "Ricer" means. Roughly, it is a person who is more concerned about show than go, despite his/her tendency to feel that their vehicle is superior in the speed category. Pretty much a poser in automotive terms.

Ricer is definitely not a term of racial prejudice... probaly more like automotive prejudice. :biggrin:



Carnutt: Dammit! you always get the good action! I've had my car for 2 weeks, and not a person on the road has wanted to race me!

Originally posted by Donham



Not trying to beat a dead horse, been waiting for it to come out from ya... but not too long ago I was flamed by yourself for using the Term "jap" that is ahort word for Japan, like Brit does British etc.. if you remember..., but the word "Ricer" is a long word for Rice, something most low income Asians (ie. a RACE of people) have to eat to llive...
The Word Ricer to many Asian people might seem racist... Although I doupt very much you mean it that way... (same here, now maybe you understand.)

scott

LOL.

Ricer is not racist to Asians. Ricer has been used as a description for YEARS for tasteless, stickered-out, kitted-out, fart-can having cars. There are import rice, and domestic rice. Domestic rice can be as simple as GT/Cobra badges on a V6 Mustang, or as elaborate as this red Grand Am I saw with yellow vinyl all over it's sides, a rigged bodykit, chrome rims, and a TWO wings.

Lastly, rice, although considered an Asian staple, is not only eaten as a regular meal by Asians. Spanish rice and Cajun rice come to mind. Do you think Uncle Ben is getting rich off just the Asian population in the U.S.? Besides I don't think Uncle Ben is Asian:icon16:.

Originally posted by Fliquer


I thought SE-Rs had sr20de engines. Or were you messing with him?

Yes they do...and yes, I was messing with him...:icon16:

Oh and fatninja, since my car is stock and slow (looking), I usually have to instigate the race. Funny thing was, when I had my stock (looking) Civic, I never had to do that...figures.

Can you post a pic of your car or the kind of car you have?

Originally posted by ghostchild316
Can you post a pic of your car or the kind of car you have?


Well.. if you look under what Vehicle he has listed... its a 1992 Nissan Sentra SE-R. It looks like a 2 door Sentra... with a small spoiler.

Originally posted by ghostchild316
Can you post a pic of your car or the kind of car you have?

Ask, and ye shall recieve:

This car looks exactly like mine, except for mine's a lot dirtier:icon16:, and the hood paint is slightly fading.

http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/205843008194-E.jpg

To go a bit further, here are the stock specs:


General
Body type Code B13, 4-passenger, 2-door sedan
Drivetrain layout Front-engine, front-drive
Body construction Unitized steel
Build location Smyrna, Tennessee, USA
(check that out, MADE IN TENNESSEE)

Engine
Designation SR20DE
Type In-line 4-cylinder, liquid-cooled,
aluminum block, aluminum head
Displacement 122 ci (1998 cc)
Bore x stroke 3.386 in x 3.386 in (86.0 mm x 86.0 mm)
Compression ratio 9.5:1
Fuel injection Electronic, sequential, multi-port
Valvetrain Chain-driven double overhead camshafts,
4 valves per cylinder, hydraulic lifters
Max power (SAE net) 140 hp @ 6400 rpm
Max torque (SAE net) 132 lb-ft @ 4800 rpm
Max engine speed 7500 rpm
HP/liter 70.1
Emissions control Catalytic converter, exhaust gas recirculation
Recommended fuel Unleaded, 87 octane

Transmission
Designation RS5F32V
Type 5-speed manual, Warner-type synchromesh,
viscous limited-slip differential

Gear ratios
Gear Ratio Optimum shift point
1st 3.063:1 ---
2nd 1.826:1 7500 rpm (redline)
3rd 1.286:1 6800 rpm
4th 0.975:1 6300 rpm
5th 0.756:1 6100 rpm
Reverse 3.153:1 ---
Final drive ratio 4.176:1
Driveshafts Left & right equal-length half-shafts,
inner & outer CV joints

Suspension
Front Independent: struts, lower control arms,
coil springs, anti-roll bar
Rear Independent: struts, twin lateral links,
trailing links, coil springs, anti-roll bar

Steering
Type Rack-and-pinion, power assist
Ratio 15.2:1
Turns, lock-to-lock 2.8
Turning circle 34.1 ft

Brakes
Front 9.9 in vented discs, single-piston caliper
Rear 9.3 in solid discs, single-piston caliper
Assist Vacuum (ABS optional)
Total swept area 216 sq in

Wheels & Tires
Wheel size 14 x 5.5JJ, 100 mm bolt circle, 40 mm offset, 59 mm bore
Wheel type Cast aluminum
Tires Dunlop SP Sport D87M, P185/60R-14 82H

Exterior Dimensions
Curb weight 2414 lb
Weight dist, f/r, % 62/38
Length 170.3 in
Width 65.6 in
Height 53.9 in
Wheelbase 95.7 in
Track, f/r, in 56.9/56.3
Ground clearance 6.0 in

Originally posted by carrrnuttt

Besides I don't think Uncle Ben is Asian:icon16:.


Nah man.. Uncle Ben is Chinese.:biggrin:

Heck, just to meet genus ricus dumbassicus in the wild is worth $20 admission. Great job putting the uninitiated in their place.

By the way, have you considered removing the spoiler for that added sleeper factor? That's what the guys who run SE-R's around here do. Mostly because SE-R is a feared badge in the Ohioan import scene from way back when my Dad's GLH Omni was the talk of the town.

would be a good race between u and i if i still had my NX2000:bigthumb:

Domestic ricer example: Yikes! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2420481148&category=6236)





:swear: :disappoin :chair: :banghead: His "dual exhaust" appears to be 2 DTM styled mufflers, along with his double wing....

Originally posted by Octagon

By the way, have you considered removing the spoiler for that added sleeper factor? That's what the guys who run SE-R's around here do. Mostly because SE-R is a feared badge in the Ohioan import scene from way back when my Dad's GLH Omni was the talk of the town.

I've seriously thought about it, including de-badging or re-badging my car to an SE.

By removing the wing, though, I'd have to get a high brake-light for my car, since the stock one's integrated into the wing.

I'll DEFINITELY de-badge my car when I get my SR20DET :devil:. Plus, I'm thinking of getting even lighter rims than my stock aluminums, and getting it powdercoated a flat-black. Ricers REALLY won't know what hit 'em.

Heh, thats looking like my route. Its getting painted glossy black soon, the headers and cat back will be on as soon as they arrive, all embems are comming off (including the v6 badge), no dealer stripes down the sides, 1.5 inch drop. The 15-16 inch flat back rota slipstreams, or my stock 15inch rims refurbished :iceslolan . Then i'll have a bit more fun.

phew i though by the title of this thred carnut had gone crazy and started to love huge wings and big rims

phew you scared me

nike kill though:bigthumb:

Originally posted by carrrnuttt


LOL.

Ricer is not racist to Asians. Ricer has been used as a description for YEARS for tasteless, stickered-out, kitted-out, fart-can having cars. There are import rice, and domestic rice. Domestic rice can be as simple as GT/Cobra badges on a V6 Mustang, or as elaborate as this red Grand Am I saw with yellow vinyl all over it's sides, a rigged bodykit, chrome rims, and a TWO wings.

Lastly, rice, although considered an Asian staple, is not only eaten as a regular meal by Asians. Spanish rice and Cajun rice come to mind. Do you think Uncle Ben is getting rich off just the Asian population in the U.S.? Besides I don't think Uncle Ben is Asian:icon16:.


I know YOU didn't mean it as a degrading Racist statement , just like you knew when I say Brit car or Jap car I'm not downing anyone by race.

Ricer is not an age old saying, it's something I hear on the net, we stil hear Nigga on the net also... it's doesn't make either one right.
I know spanish people eat Beans and Rice, they eat Beans with alot of things...
If we were to call spanish car or Mexican car a Beaner... it might sound funny, but There is a possablity someone might be offended..
Lets Face it, Rice is the MAIN Staple Diet of most Asians, esp the lower class...
There could be a few people on here who are Asian who might think in some ways this is racist..

I wil admit myself the Word Jap from me is just short term, but to some Japanese people it might be offending....

In America we sometimes offend other nations, some people from other countries who live here don't care because THEY ARE AMERICANS now.... But Rice is a Staple food of not a country but a Race....
Us Americans are Europeans, Africans, Hispanic, Arab, Native, Asian etc, we can change our country... but we cannot change what we are... Thats why Racisum hurts people...people can't change that, but calling a Japanese Decendant here in America a Jap, one might say back to him "Screw you dumbass, I'm American!" they in turn could call a British American a Tea Drinking Brit...most of us Americans are Brituish and other Europeans esendants... But we are American now... So who cares what they call us.... I think Rice refers to Asian RACE, (to some it might offend anyway),
You think it means a Stikered out little honda, etc....
Stickered out cars have been around a LONG time before the import craze .. We never called them Ricers... back in the 70's and 80's... or even Earlly 90's...



I can't tell you what to say, but "Ricer" might be racially offensive to some who read here.. just like Jap might be Nationally ofensive to some who read here...
Whats worse to be seen as by some, A Nationalist or Racist?


scott

yeah..Fight the power!...Woo..:bigthumb:
But yeah, speaking of which I had my hand at a 200SX SE-R which is pretty much a heavier Sentra SE-R with uglier stylings.....yeah I got him fairly easily..But I think he was a ~!~!~RICER~!~!~ who didn't realize what he had..Either that or he's just an azz...but anyway..Nice sentra, and I always wondered how many SE badged SE-R's there were out there, i've yet to see someone IRL to admit to it yet...I'll keep my eye out though

Originally posted by Donham



I know YOU didn't mean it as a degrading Racist statement , just like you knew when I say Brit car or Jap car I'm not downing anyone by race.

Ricer is not an age old saying, it's something I hear on the net, we stil hear Nigga on the net also... it's doesn't make either one right.
I know spanish people eat Beans and Rice, they eat Beans with alot of things...
If we were to call spanish car or Mexican car a Beaner... it might sound funny, but There is a possablity someone might be offended..
Lets Face it, Rice is the MAIN Staple Diet of most Asians, esp the lower class...
There could be a few people on here who are Asian who might think in some ways this is racist..

I wil admit myself the Word Jap from me is just short term, but to some Japanese people it might be offending....

In America we sometimes offend other nations, some people from other countries who live here don't care because THEY ARE AMERICANS now.... But Rice is a Staple food of not a country but a Race....
Us Americans are Europeans, Africans, Hispanic, Arab, Native, Asian etc, we can change our country... but we cannot change what we are... Thats why Racisum hurts people...people can't change that, but calling a Japanese Decendant here in America a Jap, one might say back to him "Screw you dumbass, I'm American!" they in turn could call a British American a Tea Drinking Brit...most of us Americans are Brituish and other Europeans esendants... But we are American now... So who cares what they call us.... I think Rice refers to Asian RACE, (to some it might offend anyway),
You think it means a Stikered out little honda, etc....
Stickered out cars have been around a LONG time before the import craze .. We never called them Ricers... back in the 70's and 80's... or even Earlly 90's...



I can't tell you what to say, but "Ricer" might be racially offensive to some who read here.. just like Jap might be Nationally ofensive to some who read here...
Whats worse to be seen as by some, A Nationalist or Racist?


scott

Then don't come to the forums, do you have a guilty conscience??:swear: :nutkick: