TURBO HELP!!!!!

ok guys i need help. how do u get 2 turbos REALLY FAST out of a dodge stealth?!?!?!? is it easy? what do i need? and how fast could i do it? thanks! please reply and HELP ME! THANKS!

Well that all depends are u stealing this turbo or are u buying or is it already your car...cuz u need to take your time with that shit.

Why does it matter how fast you can get the turbo out of the car?
Are you going to try to pull some David copperfield magic trick at the next Hot Import Nights or something?

Im a little suspicious about why it needs to be done "Really Fast". :eek7:

there is this junky dodge stealth in a junk yard, except the engine is NICE. and it says TWIN TURBO on the windshield. i want to steal the two turbos. is it possible to be fast on it? like...less than 15mins?

Stealing =:nono:

shut up, its an adrenaline rush

thats freaking ridiculous

what is

the fact you want to steal two turbos for a "rush"

and it will take longer then 15 minutes if you dont want to damage them

one i said i like stealing for the rush

two i want these two turbos for my friends car

it would just be fun to steal turbos

turbos do cost a penny here and there. there about 1500-2000 A PIECE

this is 2 for the price of 1 = FREEEE

dont u love that word (free)

Do you play counter strike?

ya i play counter-strike, why?

Originally posted by ilLUsioniST
there is this junky dodge stealth in a junk yard, except the engine is NICE. and it says TWIN TURBO on the windshield. i want to steal the two turbos. is it possible to be fast on it? like...less than 15mins?

I hope this car is teetering at the top of a stack, and falls and crushes you. Make the owner of the yard an offer for the turbos, downpipe, bov(if so equipped), and everything else you will need, and then maybe you'll even get some help taking it all off, as opposed to being mauled by a pit bull and having charges pressed against you. :banhim:

Originally posted by ilLUsioniST
one i said i like stealing for the rush

two i want these two turbos for my friends car

it would just be fun to steal turbos

turbos do cost a penny here and there. there about 1500-2000 A PIECE

this is 2 for the price of 1 = FREEEE

dont u love that word (free)

ya stealings a rush allright real rush when some old redneck like me puts a bullit in your butt

lol, you guys are really funny.....u know how people get there parts these days?????

DRUG MONEY

the least i can do is steal them so i dont launder drugs around

you guys are dumb, i wouldnt steal turbos, i wanted to see everyones reaction. i have put 2 turbos in 2 cars before. i know it takes at least an hour. u have to hook the belt up the the turbo, remove the tubing, etc.

you guys are a bunch of JEWS

i'm glad to say...any part i have ever bought for my car was bought with my own money that i earned with a job.

and what is the belt that you speak of that hooks up the turbo?

lol...good for u buddy

but i got to tell ya, your going to need a NICE ASS JOB to get that gay civic of urs goin fast...lol...like a lot of money...that shit cost so much and it practically doesnt do anything to your car...$900 for an APEXi muffler = 8hp...WOW! lol...nice get a couple of jobs while ur at it

Originally posted by ilLUsioniST
lol, you guys are really funny.....u know how people get there parts these days?????

DRUG MONEY

the least i can do is steal them so i dont launder drugs around

you guys are dumb, i wouldnt steal turbos, i wanted to see everyones reaction. i have put 2 turbos in 2 cars before. i know it takes at least an hour. u have to hook the belt up the the turbo, remove the tubing, etc.

you guys are a bunch of JEWS

did you just say belt?
you are a fucking moron
i hope you do try to steal these turbos just so that you get mauled/shot/crushed/cut/slapped/arrested

troll.

Someone just BAN this fuck already kids a dumbass doesnt know what hes talkin about...:banhim:

Originally posted by RScott


did you just say belt?
you are a fucking moron
i hope you do try to steal these turbos just so that you get mauled/shot/crushed/cut/slapped/arrested

troll.

oh wow, i agree totally....i dont even know what to say about this fuck wad.

a fucking belt? are you kidding me?...yeah my turbo has 3 belts LOL

yeah i do have a good job...but i save my money and dont spend it on drugs, which i thing you must, and then make informed purchases...i dont spend my money on worthless shit like stickers...ASS!

I asked if you play counter strike because the cs online community is full of a bunch of selfish hate filled racist crazy little sad kids that have no idea whats going on in the "real world" just like you.
O! but i need to stop before you say that your 'l33t" and that im 'geh"!

As far as i know there is no belt that hooks up to the turbo.
You were probrally thinking of a supercharger but you probrally dont even know how to pop your own hood so why am i even talking to you?

:newbie:
:banhim:

ok...ban me, ouch..oh no, please...you are such little computer faggets. why dont you get a real life! (BAN HIM BAN HIM!) wat a bunch of fucking jews....u and ur little ricers. ever see 2F2F?? remember the part where the littel evo was next to the hemi, and the hemi just blew that little fucker away? ya...american muscle, not LEV's. u fucking 4 bagin queers.
at LEAST get a 6, dipshits. just wait until i get my engine back in my yenko, LOL! also remember that blue camaro? that was a Yenko Camaro, they retail at about $150-$175,000, they have a 427ci engine, they dont need turbos to kick ricers ass. so FUCK OFF, i dont know SHIT ABOUT TURBOS. i only know shit about blowers. stupid ricers

no you dont know shit about anything and i highly doubt that you have a yenko you pussy.

no he doesnt drive a yenko.
He watched 2fast2Furious and HEARD that yenko was a 'cool' car.
Now he drives one because he wants to be cool.

as it looks to me your the fuck nut with no life..you come on here talking shit about shit that you know nothing about.

we use this board for our cars......and then a hoop licker like you comes along and trashes us for no reason

Originally posted by ilLUsioniST
ok...ban me, ouch..oh no, please...you are such little computer faggets. why dont you get a real life! (BAN HIM BAN HIM!) wat a bunch of fucking jews....u and ur little ricers. ever see 2F2F?? remember the part where the littel evo was next to the hemi, and the hemi just blew that little fucker away? ya...american muscle, not LEV's. u fucking 4 bagin queers.
at LEAST get a 6, dipshits. just wait until i get my engine back in my yenko, LOL! also remember that blue camaro? that was a Yenko Camaro, they retail at about $150-$175,000, they have a 427ci engine, they dont need turbos to kick ricers ass. so FUCK OFF, i dont know SHIT ABOUT TURBOS. i only know shit about blowers. stupid ricers

:spit: :spit: :spit: :spit: Keep it coming,Moron!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ilLUsioniST
[B]ok...ban me, ouch..oh no, please...you are such little computer faggets.


I believe you would be the computer fagget for playing counter strike all day and not being in the real world like most people and if you have a yenko fuckin prove it i live 20 minutes from you. And by the way it doesnt take to much work to our cars in order to hand a mustang there ass to them and 2f2f is just a movie be realistic i know you cant since u live in your counterstrike world.........

so like...i drive a 6 cylinder car...still have an arguement?

now that im up to your level (minus the theft, bad grammar, and obvious neglect as a child) i have to ask you...what are you going to do with your life? you seem to have the mental capacity of a 12 year old. was school too hard for you? did the big boys pick on you? did you feel intimidated by the intellectuals so much that it scared you away from trying so much that you resorted to finding short term pleasures in adrenaline rushes?

stealing car parts you will proibably damage beyond use without a pricey rebuild and shooting people on the internet will only get you so far...

good to know you can do some research about a car...maybe you can use that skill for some practical use. its funny how you can say you have a car thats probably worth more than your hole in the wall house, but you have to resort to stealing things to feel complete. such anger it saddens me.

do you rob liquor stores for a rush too?
do you steal lawn chairs from outside of rite aid?
what about bags of cement from outside home depot?
do you ever look up at the stars at night and feel empty?
lay in bed and wish someone loved you aside from the h0 that might be next to you who's name you don't even know?

you obviously know nothing about cars...so i think you need to find front to hide your sorrows behind. please start to think beyond the next 15 minutes.

i think you need jesus.

go to school.

Bravo very well put!

wow....lol...thats some funny shit

i do have a yenko camaro

i also have many other cars

i am not going to prove it to you. if you dont believe me, then i am sorry for you. i do know shit about cars...i do know enough to get me around. i just got into your little ricer shit, so screw u. i know about muclse cars.

****like i said before, i was kidding about the stealing of the turbos****

it was a joke...CHILL

right now i have a yenko stinger corvair with ralley wheels. i really dont care if you dont believe me, i am pretty damn lucky to have a bunch of nice cars. my dad has been into camaros ever since he was in college, and is teaching me a SHIT load of stuff, on different types of cars.

when i get my yenkos engine back in, i will meet up with u guys and race...OK???

dont be so defensive, damn...

*****************EVERYONE NEEDS TO CHILL*******************

Originally posted by ilLUsioniST
i just got into your little ricer shit, so screw u. i know about muclse cars

Great you know about muscle cars,now your kindergarten ass needs to learn how to spell.

And about the cars in your garage.
http://www.steroidology.com/forum/images/smilies/liar.gif

im not getting defensive...

i just find it hard for someone with your obvious lack in mental capacity to be able to comprehend anything

if you have a yenko good for you...

the fact of the matter is that you said you put 2 turbos in 2 cars and you hooked up belts...and you say you dont need to prove anything...yet you felt you had to lie saying you installed something you obviously havent

but good job on the yenko...do you want a cookie or something?:thefinger

voodoo, you are so gay... H-A-V-E Y-O-U E-V-E-R H-E-A-R-D O-F A
T-Y-P-O???? THATS RIGHT FUCKER, YOU GO BACK TO KINDERGARTEN AND LEARN WHAT A FUCKING TYPO IS DIPSHIT!!!

i lied so you guys would get off of my back, u guys are so gay.


M-U-S-C-L-E...happy u little bitch???

and you know wat, ya, i want a fucking cookie for holding a $150,000+ car. I LIKE IT.

bitch

so give me a cookie

Hey did you steal the Yenko tooo??? I wouldnt be suprised...

lol...no buddy

so is your car exactly like the one in 2f2f?

Maybe he stole that one from the set. Or wants to claim it as his.

typos dont account for bad grammar or incoherent arguments.

so how did you pay for this car you claim you have?

are your parents loaded and give you whatever you want?
did you steal each piece in 15 minute intervals from your local yard?

you know...when you lie to get someone off your back with some information that makes you look like a retard it does nothing for your cause. like i said...please think ahead of the next 15 minutes

give me your address and i will mail you a cookie. ill pay for the shipping too

no it is not the exact one...because mine is daytona yellow with 2 black stripes down the middle, and mine is real. they probably had a clone. and no its isnt mine, its my dads. do u want me to name wat else i have in my garage too????

rscott, why dont you stick large vocabulary up ur fucking ass. he probably takes every word and puts it into the thesaurus. fuckin fagget jew. so why dont u bring ur ass over to a black man, or a white who tries to act black, and tell them that their grammar is wrong. that they shouldnt talk ebonics or watever. does it look like i am trying to be special with how i talk or how i type??? NO, so get off my back u fucking freak.

will do..

anyway...i got your cookie ready to ship whenever you want to leave the address...chocolate chip okay? or do you want a snickerdoodle or something?

why getting so defensive? did i hurt your feelings?

hehe, I just think it's funny that you'd need to even walk in a salvage yard if you have vehicles of that caliber. :bs:

Originally posted by ilLUsioniST
no it is not the exact one...because mine is daytona yellow with 2 black stripes down the middle, and mine is real. they probably had a clone. and no its isnt mine, its my dads. do u want me to name wat else i have in my garage too????

id like a list please

Originally posted by Tercel GTS
hehe, I just think it's funny that you'd need to even walk in a salvage yard if you have vehicles of that caliber. :bs:

i think its funny that this guy is getting so butthurt over this
im on the floor laughing when i read his posts
this has to be one of the most entertaining threads i ever participated in

Originally posted by RScott


i think its funny that this guy is getting so butthurt over this
im on the floor laughing when i read his posts
this has to be one of the most entertaining threads i ever participated in

exactly. sometimes i wonder if the moderators just found this guy on the street picking up trash and dumpster diving for cans and paid him a few dollars to come entertain us. :spit:
Hes kind of like the official dancing monkey of the AF forums and we all get to take turns being the organ grinder.

i like like m&m cookies, and no ur not pissing me off, ur just being a little hypothetical fag.

Originally posted by RScott


id like a list please

1 - 1969 Yenko Camaro
1 - 1966 Yenko Stinger Corvair
2 - 1967 Yenko Stinger
1 - Yenko Nova Duece
1 - 1969 Copo ZL1 Camaro
1 - 1969 Chevelle (Copo i think)

all of them are totally restored except for the 1969 chevelle (thats in primer) and one of the 1967 Yenko Stinger Corvairs is bare metal.

would you like me to list wat kind of toilet paper i use?

Originally posted by ilLUsioniST
i like like m&m cookies, and no ur not pissing me off, ur just being a little hypothetical fag.

lol
like i said...go to school

dont use words that you dont know the meanings of

like i said...give me the address and ill mail your damn cookie already

haha...thanks for the laughs
just proves how much of a dumbass you are.

Originally posted by V00D00


exactly. sometimes i wonder if the moderators just found this guy on the street picking up trash and dumpster diving for cans and paid him a few dollars to come entertain us. :spit:
Hes kind of like the official dancing monkey of the AF forums and we all get to take turns being the organ grinder.

werd.
i also think its funny how he claims his dad's cars to be his...
bet he also claims he works on them...
just like he claimed to steal car parts...
and claimed he installed 2 turbos on 2 different cars lol
just like he uses words in the complete wrong context in a pathetic attempt to sound smart.:loser:

Originally posted by ilLUsioniST


1 - 1969 Yenko Camaro
1 - 1966 Yenko Stinger Corvair
2 - 1967 Yenko Stinger
1 - Yenko Nova Duece
1 - 1969 Copo ZL1 Camaro
1 - 1969 Chevelle (Copo i think)

track cars or all show?

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=113657

some great quotes by you know who...

"i am usually a muscle car man, but i dont have a muscle car, lol, so these are the next best thing...thanks.."
"what is boost control??"
"your boost of what? the turbo? the NOS?"
"seriously...ur gay"

and finally my favorite...
"i am an idiot"

man...back to what i was saying...
claiming his daddys cars to be his...but look...he doesn't have one at all

Originally posted by ilLUsioniST
all of them are totally restored except for the 1969 chevelle (thats in primer) and one of the 1967 Yenko Stinger Corvairs is bare metal.

bare metal eh? so it is going to start rusting yesterday then...you gotta cover that bare metal....

Soo if your dad has that many yenkos and there that rare and expensive shouldnt your daddy be a very well known man????

Originally posted by funkdaflex1
Soo if your dad has that many yenkos and there that rare and expensive shouldnt your daddy be a very well known man????

not necessarily...but i figure...thats a lot of money to spend on cars...
but yet his son doesnt even have his own muscle car...and doesnt even have a rice burner at that?

sounds like someone came 2nd best to daddys hobby...
sad..no wonder he's so angry at the world