calling the paramedics

"Is there a woman here in need of assistance?" asked
the medic from the ambulance as he knocked on the
door.
"Yes." replied the man opening the door. "It's my
wife. She has an electric vibrator lodged in her."
"Well, we'll have to transport her to the hospital."
the medic replied. "Those things can be tricky to
remove."
"Never mind." said the husband. "We have an HMO which
doesn't allow Emergency Room visits except for life
threatening incidents. But for now, could you at least
turn it off ? It's interfering with the TV."