Skyline Joke Of The Day

Received this from a friend today...

Handywoman
>
>A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire
>herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby
>well-to-do neighborhood.
>
>She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the
>owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
>
>"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said,
>"How much will you charge me?"
>The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
>
>The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she
>would need were in the garage.
>
>The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband,
>"Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
>
>He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
>
>The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
>dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
>
>A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
>"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
>"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave
>it two coats."
>
>Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to
>her.
>
>"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Skyline....

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lol:bigthumb:

Hahaha R33 very good, but damn blondes!

Have to make a mental note. No blondes near the R.

:owned:

i bet they didn't want their porch bayside blue either :wink:

Haha.

Good one R33 :D :D

Thats pretty funny R33 :spit: :biggrin:

:eek7: If i had a Skyline, i'd paint the porch myself.