Ok, still trying to catch Yogs.

Sneezing

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes between her legs. The man isn’t sure he saw what he did, and decides he is probably hallucinating.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes between her legs again. The man is about to go nuts. He can’t believe that he’s seeing what he’s seeing.

A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes between her legs yet again. The man has finally had all he can take, and turns to the woman and says, "Three times you’ve sneezed, and three times you’ve taken a tissue and wiped between your legs! Are you trying to drive me crazy?"

"I’m sorry to have disturbed you, sir," she replies. "I have a rare condition. Whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I’m sorry. What are you taking for it?"

The woman looks at him with a coy smile and says, "Pepper."


*runs and hides*

That was actually somewhat funny. Yogs is still in the lead with corniness.:D

Your too funny kris, you need something that makes us wonder what humanity has come to!