laugh..... Fujimi Instructions
Hiroboy
06-24-2003, 07:30 AM
Just got my Re Greddy RX-7 today and I was reading the Jinglish Instructions.
No.4 Use a nipper to cut parts off. Smooth off excess portion with a knife or file.
Take care not to cut your finger, hand or foot.
Foot ! :rolleyes:
No.4 Use a nipper to cut parts off. Smooth off excess portion with a knife or file.
Take care not to cut your finger, hand or foot.
Foot ! :rolleyes:
Veyron
06-24-2003, 07:36 AM
Along those lines, I think it was one of their FTO kits that has this phrase on the box, "Go out to fresh air!". :eek7: :lol: Oh how things get lost in translation. :biggrin:
exhaust smoke
06-24-2003, 07:45 AM
Take care not to cut your finger, hand or foot.
There you go Steve, probably somebody dropped their scapel whilst removing a rim or something!:lol:
There you go Steve, probably somebody dropped their scapel whilst removing a rim or something!:lol:
deedlit
06-24-2003, 07:52 AM
... or maybe they thought to the armless modelers that are working with their feet :tongue:
Some do paintings , why not modeling :bloated:
Some do paintings , why not modeling :bloated:
fc3sjeff
06-24-2003, 09:29 AM
Somewhere on a set of translated instructions I saw the statement "keep knives out of children". I wish I could remember which kit that was.
Jeff
Jeff
Slipknot
06-24-2003, 10:02 AM
:lol:
bigfrit
06-24-2003, 10:09 AM
Hehe, at least they are trying to translate it...
I can't blame them, I do like the engrish the Japanese guys use, it's quite funny and understandable!
but "keep knives out of children... :tongue: :iceslolan "
LOL
Olivier
I can't blame them, I do like the engrish the Japanese guys use, it's quite funny and understandable!
but "keep knives out of children... :tongue: :iceslolan "
LOL
Olivier
bah humbug
06-24-2003, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by fc3sjeff
Somewhere on a set of translated instructions I saw the statement "keep knives out of children". I wish I could remember which kit that was.
Jeff
:lol2:
Somewhere on a set of translated instructions I saw the statement "keep knives out of children". I wish I could remember which kit that was.
Jeff
:lol2:
flyonthewall
06-24-2003, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by Hiroboy
Just got my Re Greddy RX-7 today and I was reading the Jinglish Instructions.
No.4 Use a nipper to cut parts off.
Do they also realise nipper is also UK slang for a toddler/small child.
:biggrin:
Just got my Re Greddy RX-7 today and I was reading the Jinglish Instructions.
No.4 Use a nipper to cut parts off.
Do they also realise nipper is also UK slang for a toddler/small child.
:biggrin:
fullbloodchop01
06-24-2003, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by flyonthewall
Do they also realise nipper is also UK slang for a toddler/small child.
:biggrin: :eek7: :lol:
Do they also realise nipper is also UK slang for a toddler/small child.
:biggrin: :eek7: :lol:
Jay!
06-24-2003, 03:54 PM
something like:
"Careful to dispose of plastic bag. Small child may wear it on his head, only to suffocate."
:P
"Careful to dispose of plastic bag. Small child may wear it on his head, only to suffocate."
:P
primera man
06-24-2003, 07:15 PM
hawk_196
06-24-2003, 07:32 PM
Have you heard of the sign on the cash register that reads "Sorry, we cannot change"?
http://engrish.com/signs/image/cannotchange.jpg
http://engrish.com/signs/image/cannotchange.jpg
935k3
06-24-2003, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by jay@af
something like:
"Careful to dispose of plastic bag. Small child may wear it on his head, only to suffocate."
:P
That one is my favorite, and the picture is pretty funny too.
something like:
"Careful to dispose of plastic bag. Small child may wear it on his head, only to suffocate."
:P
That one is my favorite, and the picture is pretty funny too.
MX100
06-25-2003, 02:27 AM
:smile:
exhaust smoke
06-25-2003, 02:45 AM
Hawk_196, that was a very amusing website:cwm27: :lol:
djAkira36
06-25-2003, 02:49 AM
http://www.bomex.co.jp/images1/accandparts/emblem.gif
"BOMEX: Pray to god of Bomex, I hope your speed over the rival"
"BOMEX: Pray to god of Bomex, I hope your speed over the rival"
Deejay27
06-25-2003, 03:34 AM
I actually had my zacto knife slip out of my hand and almost land on my foot a few times. Can you imagine if it did.....ouch!
tazdev
06-25-2003, 03:46 AM
yup they seem obsessed with the cutting of feet for some reason. Must be a common problem in Japan
Verminator
06-25-2003, 07:05 AM
:cwm27: :cwm27: I love this place just when its all getting a little slow someone start a thread like this :bigthumb: Thanks guys gave me a real giggle, will be getting out all my instruction sheets tonight to see if I can find any goodies
hawk_196
06-25-2003, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by exhaust smoke
Hawk_196, that was a very amusing website:cwm27: :lol:
still nothing like seeing an engrish movie.
My friend has LOTR Fellowship dvd (bootleg from japan :sunglasse:). The captions were translated from japanese to chinese to english so its really messed up. Its hilarious to watch because the're speaking perfect, but the subtitles are screwed up. :lol:
Scenario:
English: "Hey sam, how much food do we have left?"
Caption: "What food you got?"
There are many others, but I can't remember them that much. (it was in january).
Hawk_196, that was a very amusing website:cwm27: :lol:
still nothing like seeing an engrish movie.
My friend has LOTR Fellowship dvd (bootleg from japan :sunglasse:). The captions were translated from japanese to chinese to english so its really messed up. Its hilarious to watch because the're speaking perfect, but the subtitles are screwed up. :lol:
Scenario:
English: "Hey sam, how much food do we have left?"
Caption: "What food you got?"
There are many others, but I can't remember them that much. (it was in january).
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