If.......

If you can start a day without caffeine.
If you can get along without pep pills.
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your problems.
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it.
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you time.
If you can overlook it when something goes wrong through no fault of yours and those you love take it out on you.
If you can take criticism withour resentment.
If you can ignore a friend with limited education and never correct him.
If you can face the world without lies and deceits.
If you can conquer tension without medical help.
If you can relax without liquor.
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs.
If you can say that deep in your heart , you have no prejudice against creed, color, religion or politics [...]
THEN, my friend you are almost as good as your dog.
:iceslolan

I love it. :cool:
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Originally posted by Oz
I love it. :cool:
:bigthumb: :lol2: :werd: :bigthumb: That made me take a long look at myself...
















I discovered a zit on my forehead.:frown:

I will nevar be as good as my dog. :( She rules.

Lord, let me be half the person my dog thinks I am, but please let me be at least twice the person my cat seems to think I am. :)

Originally posted by 94SolGrl
I will nevar be as good as my dog. :( She rules.

Lord, let me be half the person my dog thinks I am, but please let me be at least twice the person my cat seems to think I am. :)

lol, nice one.

Top post Mr.T. :bigthumb:

I forgot what sleep was this last month. So bugger being as good as your dog, Im off to get pissed and sleep like a baby on rohypnol... :icon16:

ROFL!!!!!!! Of course my cat > dogs:thefinger

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Ha! funny stuff Naki ;)

today my dad tried to get my dog to bring her sleeping mat upstairs, so she could go to bed. anyways, she ended up bringing him everything but the bed. stuffed teddy and rooster, ball, bunched up sock, etc. By the end of it she was so excited she could hardly stand up without jumping all over the hardwood floor :lol2:

eventually i got the bed and rolled it up, and she carried it all the way to the staircase, but then saw the new kitten on the stairs and started to whine... such a funny dog :cwm27:

woof?!?! nice one taraniki:bloated:

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Nice one Naki

Originally posted by Jimster
ROFL!!!!!!! Of course my cat > dogs:thefinger

:iamwithst

if you can do all that and not think licking your own balls is wierd then you will be as good as your dog.:iceslolan

Originally posted by grimmy
if you can do all that and not think licking your own balls is wierd then you will be as good as your dog.:iceslolan

whats wrong with that? im sure if it were easily do-able, you would hear more people doing it . shut up! dont look at me like that!

right.
there is no better way to make a good first impression than a curteous hello with ball sweat all up on your breath.

I was starting to wonder what the punch line was going to be

Originally posted by primera man
I was starting to wonder what the punch line was going to be

I didn't, because I read the punch line first. :icon16:

Originally posted by Jonno


I didn't, because I read the punch line first. :icon16:

:rolleyes: Bloody Aussie's :thefinger :thefinger :thefinger

:lol: :lol:

Originally posted by slave

Im off to get pissed and sleep like a baby on rohypnol... :icon16:

Why does it not surprise me that slave has a supply of Rohypnol?

http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/154813rohypnol.jpg

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