How I Became So Rich - Joke

A young man asked a rich old man how he made his money.

The old guy said: Son, it was 1932, the depth of the Great Depression I was down to my last nickel. I invested that in an apple and spent the entire day polishing it. At the end of the day, I sold the apple for 10 cents!

The next day, I invested those 10 cents in 2 apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them for 20 cents.

I continued this 4 a month. By the end of which I had accumulated a fortune of $.1.37. Then my wife's father died and left us 2 Million Dollars...!

MORAL: Hard Work Is Just Shit. Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich. :evillol:

Ha ha! Great joke. I kept getting closer to the screen to read the story better. I thought it was going to be something totally different, even though you obviously posted it is a joke, and then his father in law dies.

I read a story with an actual lesson in it once about a young man asking a wealthy man how to become rich. The old man asked the young man to meet him by the ocean the next morning. The young man shows up, and the old man walks him out into the water. He suddenly grabs the young man and shoves his head under the water. Just before the young man passes out the old man releases him. The old man looks at the young guy and tells him, "when you want something as bad as you wanted that next breath you will achieve it."

Hard work is overrated, but a strong desire and dream is unstoppable.

now that's how you get a fortune! HAHA

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