Signs you're broke
DVSNCYNIKL
11-13-2001, 10:53 AM
This is dedicated to those who've suffered during Yogs sudden corny blitz. I hope these cheer you up.:D
You know you're broke when........
American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.
You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul.
You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
Your bologna has no first name.
You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.
Sally Struther's sends you food.
McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
At communion you go back for seconds.
You wash your toilet paper.
You have to save up to be poor.
You're in college.
On thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal.
You owe yourself money.
You are sterilizing your urine for reconsumption.
Your imaginary friend has more money than you.
:D
You know you're broke when........
American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.
You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul.
You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
Your bologna has no first name.
You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.
Sally Struther's sends you food.
McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
At communion you go back for seconds.
You wash your toilet paper.
You have to save up to be poor.
You're in college.
On thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal.
You owe yourself money.
You are sterilizing your urine for reconsumption.
Your imaginary friend has more money than you.
:D
KatWoman
11-13-2001, 11:06 AM
I'm so broke myself I can't even pay attention :(
Those are good ones...half of those could apply to me :hehehe:
Those are good ones...half of those could apply to me :hehehe:
Rich
11-13-2001, 11:21 AM
LOL!!! :lol2:
Thx DVS, I need my comedy fix for the day, and Yogs isnt coming through lately. :lol2: :lol2:
On a more serious note tho, many of those apply to me :(
Thx DVS, I need my comedy fix for the day, and Yogs isnt coming through lately. :lol2: :lol2:
On a more serious note tho, many of those apply to me :(
YogsVR4
11-13-2001, 11:52 AM
Those are pretty damn good! :D
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DVSNCYNIKL
11-13-2001, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
Those are pretty damn good! :D
Why thank you Ole Lame One!:D:D
Those are pretty damn good! :D
Why thank you Ole Lame One!:D:D
Spec2 Girl
11-13-2001, 12:29 PM
lol, those are great!! Me thinks I might be broke!!!! :hehe: :hehe:
YogsVR4
11-13-2001, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Why thank you Ole Lame One!:D:D
I am not lame!! other than this bum leg :D
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Why thank you Ole Lame One!:D:D
I am not lame!! other than this bum leg :D
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speediva
11-13-2001, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Your bologna has no first name.
You're in college.
*lol* VERY funny, DVS. :D I'm guilty of the college one!
Your bologna has no first name.
You're in college.
*lol* VERY funny, DVS. :D I'm guilty of the college one!
DVSNCYNIKL
11-13-2001, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
I am not lame!! other than this bum leg :D
:hehehe::hehehe::hehehe:
I am not lame!! other than this bum leg :D
:hehehe::hehehe::hehehe:
CamaroGirl86
11-13-2001, 02:43 PM
:hehehe::hehehe: Those are great :D
Damn, wait, I'm broke too :( lol
Damn, wait, I'm broke too :( lol
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