The perfect husband.

Several men are in a locker room of a golf club. A cell
phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the
room stops to listen.

MAN : "Hello"

WOMAN : "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN : "Yes"

WOMAN : "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only US$1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN : "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN : "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw their new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN : "How much?"

WOMAN : "US$60,000"

MAN : "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

WOMAN : "Great! Oh, and one more thing ...... the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking US$950,000."

MAN : "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
US$900,000."

WOMAN : "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN : "Bye, I love you too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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lol somebody is going to be in trouble when they get home lol

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i like it

:spit: :spit: :rofl: :rofl: that is funny what an asshole that guy is LMAO

:lol2:, but saw it coming.

LOL thats funny Shizz:bigthumb:

AHAHAHAHAHA I laughed out loud :lol:

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Hahaha bloody brilliant Naki.

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:repost: but a funny one none the less :smile:

hehehehe:biggrin: