Newlyweds...

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their
decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding
and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers "Yes".

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob says to the pharmacist:

"Thats great.....We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.

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Thats a good one :icon16: :iceslolan

can't forget the diapers

Silly me,there was I thinking that P-man was already married......:smile:

Originally posted by taranaki
Silly me,there was I thinking that P-man was already married......:smile:

Lol, two good laughs in this thread.

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Sorry.....that joke gets the gong!

i dont get it. :confused:

whats a bridal registry?

Originally posted by taranaki
Silly me,there was I thinking that P-man was already married......:smile:

I'm following in your footsteps old man :thefinger :thefinger

Originally posted by Sean
i dont get it. :confused:

whats a bridal registry? That's where people that want certain gifts leave a list at a store that has stuff they want; e.g. I want a certain brand of toothpaste then I register at the store that sells the toothpaste I want. You then buy the toothpaste and sign the registry book noting that the toothpaste was bought by you so I don't get identical gifts of the toothpaste. :icon16:

oh, that makes sense. HAH!

toofpaste iz fer suckerz! :icon16: