Because I can flood with the best of them

A group of friars lived in a monastery. As with many monasteries, the friars found it necessary to run a small business to support themselves. They ran a floral shop. One day one of the friars brought in an exquisite find: a Venus fly trap. It was such a cute thing, they couldn't bear to sell it, so they just kept it on display. But after a while, it grew so big that flies were no longer enough to satisfy it. It ate cockroaches, but it kept growing. It ate mice, but it still kept growing. It ate chipmunks, squirrels, cats, then raccoons and dogs and ponies. Finally the villagers got wise to this and attempted to put a stop to it. But try as they might, no one could. One way or another, the friars outsmarted the townsfolk and raided their farms of large animals. Finally the villagers pooled their money and hired a professional named Hugh to come in and capture the friars. Hugh stormed the monastery, destroyed the fly trap, captured the friars, and turned them over to the police. The moral of this story is: Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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Thats just really sad.

Beware the corny joke. They can come from anywhere.

OMG, they're getting worse!!!! :p Make it stop, make it stop!!!!! :p :cry:

lmao! I thought that was pretty good!:D

I have a terrible sense of humor, don't I?

Is this a denial of sanity attack on AF?

I think we need to ban him from here for a few days !!!!

Originally posted by jay@af
Is this a denial of sanity attack on AF?

LOLROTLFLOL!!!!!

Ban him!!!!!!! j/k

:D

Ban me? I'm innocent I tell ya! And no, I dont plan on giving up my day job :)

Yogs you're the joke man! lol :D
seems like this are goin down hill though ;) :D

Originally posted by gang$tarr
Yogs you're the joke man! lol :D
seems like this are goin down hill though ;) :D

Gotta use some bad ones to make the others better.

See my other post for suggestions on improving your Q/PJ

Momma never told me there would be days like this!:cry:

Im dissapointed Yogs. I am used to reading top-fuckin-quality jokes from you. I need my daily bust a gut :D

Seek Help my friend :)

I warned everyone when I posted these yesterday that corny was the brand. :D