Allow me a follow up

A hungry African lion came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

Is there a smiley that throws tomatoes?

;) :D

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew the doctor's habit and would always have a drink waiting. But one day the bartender ran out of hazelnut extract, so he substituted hickory nuts. When the doctor arrived, he took a sip and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"

"No, I'm sorry," the bartender replied. "It's a hickory daiquiri, doc."

Ok, what have we done to deserve this? :confused:

lol, OMG where are all these coming from???? :hehehe: :hehe:

I like them better then poles - and I dont mean pollacks

Originally posted by jay@af
Is there a smiley that throws tomatoes?

;) :D


This is the best I can find!

http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/otn/funny/dark1.gif

sorry.

I think Yogs needs a good razz for all this!

http://www.plauder-smilies.de/eviltongue.gif

Is this what you do at work all day? :)

I am not at work anymore. Its drained all my mental energy so these are the best I can do for now. If I have to suffer - I am taking as many people as I can with me! :D

Originally posted by jay@af
Is there a smiley that throws tomatoes?

;) :D



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Originally posted by Moppie
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yogsVR4 was savagly drug into a calm streat today and shot sevral times by many members of the infomus AF website for inhumane tourcher of its members via horibal jokes





j/k:p

But he soon was reincarnated as the nemisis of all that it normal and decent. Be afraid - be very afraid. Or at least somwhat cautious. Ok, a tiny bit trepidatious. Oh all right. Dont worry about me I'm "mostly harmless"

harmles you may seem but your starting to melt away what little of my mind i have left with your all but terrible jokes:bloated:

You should work less then, to improve your quality/per joke.

Originally posted by Porsche
You should work less then, to improve your quality/per joke.

If they paid me the same to work less, then I wouldnt have a problem with that. But for some reason they keep wanting me to do things for my money. I should go on welfare so I could get some free cash (certainly not nearly enough, but you dont have to lift a finger for it)

wait a minut yougs your a yuper right

I knew there was something wrong with that Petosky water!! Or maybe it's that the Petosky stones are actually radioactive and causing brain abnormalities amongst inhabitants! j/k

Originally posted by olds88
wait a minut yougs your a yuper right

Not quite, I'm about fourty miles from the tip of the mitt. Although I did go to Michigan Tech for college, so I guess I am a transplanted Yuper!

After reading, and for the life of me I can't understand why I'm drawn to read them, all of Yogs lame jokes; I've pondered the thought of jumping off a bridge. I mean, what did I do to deserve this. I pay my taxes, I vote(I think), I work, have a loving fiance, house, car. I mean, please, WILL SOMEONE END THE MADNESS!!!!:finger: :D :D j/k

:flamer:..... YogsVR4......:rocket: I'm shooting him but he doesn't die he must be Imortal, dame highlanders, off with his head!!!!!:devil: j/k:D

I have a small thermonuclear device you could borrow.... :D

If you guys aren't nice, I'll pull out the REAL BAD JOKES FROM HELL!! ;)

Originally posted by YogsVR4
If you guys aren't nice, I'll pull out the REAL BAD JOKES FROM HELL!! ;)

But are they of higher quality??? ;)