Conceivably the corniest joke ever

A man is a bus driver on Sesame Street and insists on meeting all of his riders. At the first stop, two overweight women got on the bus; both are named Patty. At the next stop, a mentally challenged boy named Ross got on. At the final stop, a disgusting man named Lester Freeze got on, took off his shoes, and picked at his bunions.

When the bus driver got home, his wife asked him if he met anyone new that day. He said, "Two obese Patties, special Ross; Lester Freeze picks his bunions on a Sesame Street bus."

ahhhhhhhhh..........


your a sick man Yogs.

You thought that was bad?

Try this.

Mahatma Gandhi was a peculiar person. He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very bad breath. He became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued by halitosis.

Originally posted by YogsVR4
You thought that was bad?
He became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued by halitosis.


Im sorry you fialed miserably there. That one is actualy funny.
:lol2: :lol2:

Originally posted by Moppie



Im sorry you fialed miserably there. That one is actualy funny.
:lol2: :lol2:

damn..... must try harder.....


A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his Mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


and I think we have a winner!

holy , umm, holy something!!

You are unreal, did you collect corny jokes your whole life!!!:confused: :eek: :D

SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THE SUFFERING!!!

Oye Moppie, que lo que hay? Yo no sabia que tu era de la isla tambien. De donde eres?

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I never knew!:D

Originally posted by YogsVR4


damn..... must try harder.....


A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his Mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


and I think we have a winner!

Nope....I still find these funny :lol2: :D

Just remember, I warned you guys in the thread header that these were going to be corny. So dont be so surprised that I was right. :)

I believe a shotgun in a glass case is in order.


Warning: In case of suicidal thoughts, break glass. :D

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Oye Moppie, que lo que hay? Yo no sabia que tu era de la isla tambien. De donde eres?



eh?????????

Sorry DVS! Its just my way of reminding the world that its not America thats suffering a huge loss, but the the Domincan republic.
On the news all they did was make a big deal about how it would affect america, and how all these american were suffering.
Well what about all the Domincans? Wether the live in the US or in the Domincan Repulbic they are still people, and right now they are suffering a loss of family and friends. Unforunatly the US media seems to have fialed to pick up on this. Only the few Americans on the plane and on the ground seemed to count.

Originally posted by Moppie



eh?????????

Sorry DVS! Its just my way of reminding the world that its not America thats suffering a huge loss, but the the Domincan republic.
On the news all they did was make a big deal about how it would affect america, and how all these american were suffering.
Well what about all the Domincans? Wether the live in the US or in the Domincan Repulbic they are still people, and right now they are suffering a loss of family and friends. Unforunatly the US media seems to have fialed to pick up on this. Only the few Americans on the plane and on the ground seemed to count.

Thanks for the support and understanding. Funny thing, they posted a list of the people who died, and one passenger had my last name. I thought it was a family member. It turned out not to be the case.

I feel a little insensitive returning to the original subject of this post, but Yogs, these are corny - awesome. Please, believe it or not I'd like to hear more of these.

An oldy?

What's a yo-yo that goes down but doesn't come back up?

A yo!! HA!!

Back to your discussion, DVS/Moppie, yeah that's right, it's not so much the U.S., but rather the people of the Dominican Republic who were victims of yesterday's tragedy.

This is an old one, but I still like it.

A guy goes into the grocery store and gets some milk, bread and eggs. When he sets them down on the counter, the checkout lady says," Are you single?" The man looks at what he has bought, and finding no reason to lead someone to believe he was single by his purchases, he replies, "Yes I am. Is it because I bought milk, bread and eggs?" and the lady said," No, it's because your fucking ugly."

YES!!! My brother already told me this one, but it's an absolute classic.

<bows>