Fascinating!!!
tonioseven
06-12-2003, 09:24 PM
A high school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word
"fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly said, "My family went to my granddaddy's farm, and we saw all his
pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to See Rock City and I
was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
"fascinate".
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little
Johnny was noted for his bad language.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
"fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My cousin's wife
has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big, she can
only fasten eight."
The teacher cried .
"fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly said, "My family went to my granddaddy's farm, and we saw all his
pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to See Rock City and I
was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
"fascinate".
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little
Johnny was noted for his bad language.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
"fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My cousin's wife
has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big, she can
only fasten eight."
The teacher cried .
fullbloodchop01
06-12-2003, 09:27 PM
:iceslolan :iceslolan :iceslolan :iceslolan :bigthumb:
ac427cpe
06-13-2003, 01:28 AM
:lol: nothin wrong with that
henry matyjewicz
06-13-2003, 03:04 AM
sorry, but that jokes lame as hell. did you get it from a jackie martling cd; the guy from Howard stern?
henry matyjewicz
06-13-2003, 03:06 AM
nevermind, it actually sounded funny the second time. don't ask me why
HogieGT-R
06-13-2003, 03:14 AM
LMAO i wish that there was a little Johnny in my school.....:lol:
Neutrino
06-13-2003, 04:10 AM
Originally posted by HogieGT-R
LMAO i wish that there was a little Johnny in my school.....:lol:
never mind that.....what about being his cousin?
LMAO i wish that there was a little Johnny in my school.....:lol:
never mind that.....what about being his cousin?
YogsVR4
06-16-2003, 04:19 PM
Little Jonny always has the good answers :smile:
TheNotoriousMogg
06-16-2003, 04:22 PM
ROFLMAO :dogpile:
Oz
06-16-2003, 08:33 PM
:lol2:
Jimster
06-17-2003, 02:53 AM
:bigthumb: more shinanegans from my long lsot son
drklver
06-17-2003, 09:58 AM
:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: is that her in OZ's sig!!!?
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