Doctor's Orders
tonioseven
06-12-2003, 08:42 AM
A Mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back
in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home she asked her husband,
"What is a specimen?"
He replied. "Hell if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She's a nurse".
The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her
clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and body.
What in the world happened? Asked her husband.
Damned if I know," she replies. "I asked Edith what a specimen was and she
told me to go piss in a bottle. I told her to go fart in a jug and then all hell broke loose"
in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home she asked her husband,
"What is a specimen?"
He replied. "Hell if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She's a nurse".
The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her
clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and body.
What in the world happened? Asked her husband.
Damned if I know," she replies. "I asked Edith what a specimen was and she
told me to go piss in a bottle. I told her to go fart in a jug and then all hell broke loose"
Oz
06-12-2003, 09:11 AM
:lol2::lol2::lol2:
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