Corny pick-up lines.
2strokebloke
06-11-2003, 11:29 PM
I want to hear what corny/cheesey pickup lines other forum members have, here's a few of my favorites....
(For you old computer nerds from when floppy disks really were...)
"Want to upload my 8" floppy?"
And another old favorite...
ME:"My magical watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear..."
HER: "I'm wearing underwear" (or usually a similiar phrase)
ME:"OH! - wait, it's an hour fast." :biggrin:
Let's hear your worst!
(For you old computer nerds from when floppy disks really were...)
"Want to upload my 8" floppy?"
And another old favorite...
ME:"My magical watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear..."
HER: "I'm wearing underwear" (or usually a similiar phrase)
ME:"OH! - wait, it's an hour fast." :biggrin:
Let's hear your worst!
AirAllen01
06-11-2003, 11:34 PM
Some pretty cheesy ones :
The word of the day is "Legs", so why don't we go back to my place and spread the word.
Lets pretend that one leg is Thanksgiving and your other leg is Christmas. Do you think that I could spend some time with you between the holidays?
Is that a mirror in your pants, cuz I can see myself in them.
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
The greatest line of all time : (drumroll please)
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk to by again?
The word of the day is "Legs", so why don't we go back to my place and spread the word.
Lets pretend that one leg is Thanksgiving and your other leg is Christmas. Do you think that I could spend some time with you between the holidays?
Is that a mirror in your pants, cuz I can see myself in them.
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
The greatest line of all time : (drumroll please)
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk to by again?
94SolGrl
06-11-2003, 11:37 PM
the traditional...
"someone call the cops.. you just stole my heart"
"Is that a mirror in your pants? No? Then why do I see myself in them?"
"That shirt's cute, but it would look better on the floor"
"What's a girl like you doing in a place like this? How about my place instead?"
"Just when they told me angels didn't exist.."
"Do you do karate? Cause your body is kickin!"
"I would like to see you sometime.. in my bed"
My ex loooved cheesy pickup lines, so I have a lot of them
"someone call the cops.. you just stole my heart"
"Is that a mirror in your pants? No? Then why do I see myself in them?"
"That shirt's cute, but it would look better on the floor"
"What's a girl like you doing in a place like this? How about my place instead?"
"Just when they told me angels didn't exist.."
"Do you do karate? Cause your body is kickin!"
"I would like to see you sometime.. in my bed"
My ex loooved cheesy pickup lines, so I have a lot of them
AirAllen01
06-11-2003, 11:39 PM
My ex loooved cheesy pickup lines, so I have a lot of them
I'm sorry you had to bare with that.
I'm sorry you had to bare with that.
slave
06-11-2003, 11:50 PM
Friend asked me once "Am I drunk enough for you to take advantage of yet..."
Or the 15 yr old the other day, "Can you take me for a ride in your hot car?" no, "Ok, how about you just ride me.."
Or the 15 yr old the other day, "Can you take me for a ride in your hot car?" no, "Ok, how about you just ride me.."
whttrshpunk
06-12-2003, 02:49 AM
15 will get you 20 :)
Heard this one before...
"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
bahahahaha
Heard this one before...
"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
bahahahaha
tonioseven
06-12-2003, 06:17 AM
"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!!"
"Will the rest of the angels miss you while you're here?"
"Will the rest of the angels miss you while you're here?"
Pizzle00
06-12-2003, 07:04 AM
(From a hispanic)
-Hey baby, you got any hispanic in you
-No
-Want some ??
Some guys just refuse to use their brains.
-Hey baby, you got any hispanic in you
-No
-Want some ??
Some guys just refuse to use their brains.
turbo2nr
06-12-2003, 08:39 AM
itz not your beauty its your bootie..
:D :rolleyes: :biggrin:
:D :rolleyes: :biggrin:
stubacca
06-12-2003, 10:31 AM
Do you sleep on your stomach? "No" Mind if I do?
Fancy a fuck? "No!" Mind lying down while I have one?
Can you suck start a Harley?
Fancy a fuck? "No!" Mind lying down while I have one?
Can you suck start a Harley?
BootyDC316
06-12-2003, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by Pizzle00
(From a hispanic)
-Hey baby, you got any hispanic in you
-No
-Want some ??
lolol, that's funny b/c I had a guy ask me that, he was like 'Hey baby, you got any black in you?' I said 'Uh.. yep' (I'm mixed baby, lol) and he walked away with a sad look on his face, lol. But I've had some guys ask me 'You got a man?', I would say yeah, and they would say 'Can I be your friend?' it's cute, lol... oh! I hate it when some guys try get your attention and they 'pssst pssst hey pssst...' I hate that!
(From a hispanic)
-Hey baby, you got any hispanic in you
-No
-Want some ??
lolol, that's funny b/c I had a guy ask me that, he was like 'Hey baby, you got any black in you?' I said 'Uh.. yep' (I'm mixed baby, lol) and he walked away with a sad look on his face, lol. But I've had some guys ask me 'You got a man?', I would say yeah, and they would say 'Can I be your friend?' it's cute, lol... oh! I hate it when some guys try get your attention and they 'pssst pssst hey pssst...' I hate that!
Pizzle00
06-12-2003, 11:20 AM
Yeah, besides the actual pickup lines there is all the comments just made such as your example...the can I be your friend, cant we just talk...or just the whole staring and moaning or saying "Damn" while looking up and down at you. Sometimes I just laugh it off but sometimes after awhile it gets annoying.
I forgot the classic one that is still used.....
"Is it hot in here of is it just You" :loser:
I forgot the classic one that is still used.....
"Is it hot in here of is it just You" :loser:
cj the gimp
06-12-2003, 04:02 PM
How bout we go out to drink and f@@k or aren't you drinkin !
Nice shoes want to screw
nice dress it would look better on my floor in the morining
and the best one of all !
YOUR CUTE i'M BORED WANT TO MAKE OUT
" this one really worked as a joke on a dare "
all the rest are real line people I know have used
:bigthumb:
Nice shoes want to screw
nice dress it would look better on my floor in the morining
and the best one of all !
YOUR CUTE i'M BORED WANT TO MAKE OUT
" this one really worked as a joke on a dare "
all the rest are real line people I know have used
:bigthumb:
jinushaun
06-12-2003, 05:03 PM
Not really a pick up line, but I used this on a girl recently:
Sorry for staring, but I became lost in your eyes.
:biggrin: Got a laugh and a smile. :cool:
Sorry for staring, but I became lost in your eyes.
:biggrin: Got a laugh and a smile. :cool:
SilverLotus340R
06-12-2003, 06:17 PM
" if you were a booger i'd pick you" hahahahaha
" did u scrape your knee when u fell from heaven"
i feel sorry for the actual people that came up with these
" did u scrape your knee when u fell from heaven"
i feel sorry for the actual people that came up with these
Suislide
06-12-2003, 07:13 PM
"are your parents from Tennessee? cause you're the only ten I see."
"were your parents mentally challenged? because you're special."
"i've lost my number, can i have yours?"
or alternatley
"i've lost my virginity, can i have yours?"
"hey baby i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you tonight?"
"can you suck a golf ball through a 50 foot garden hose?"
run into bar, look around frantically. grab first attractice girl you see by the arm, look her up and down nervously and state "you'll do!"
"hey baby, fuck me if i'm wrong , but isn't your name Oocheekatonalowalla?"
"hey baby do you wanna fuck......ing drink?"
"i like peanut butter. wanna fuck?"
"i am a super-hypnotic mind being. take...off...your...bra..."
"i wanna put my thingy in your thingy"
*take ice cube from her drink, smash on floor* "there. now that we've broken the ice, fancy a fuck?"
"hey baby, let's go back to my place and do some math: add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and MULTIPLY!"
"i love every bone in your body, ESPECIALLY mine!"
"you've been a bad girl! GO TO MY ROOM!"
"are you free tonight or will it cost me?"
ok i'm done...:bigthumb:
"were your parents mentally challenged? because you're special."
"i've lost my number, can i have yours?"
or alternatley
"i've lost my virginity, can i have yours?"
"hey baby i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you tonight?"
"can you suck a golf ball through a 50 foot garden hose?"
run into bar, look around frantically. grab first attractice girl you see by the arm, look her up and down nervously and state "you'll do!"
"hey baby, fuck me if i'm wrong , but isn't your name Oocheekatonalowalla?"
"hey baby do you wanna fuck......ing drink?"
"i like peanut butter. wanna fuck?"
"i am a super-hypnotic mind being. take...off...your...bra..."
"i wanna put my thingy in your thingy"
*take ice cube from her drink, smash on floor* "there. now that we've broken the ice, fancy a fuck?"
"hey baby, let's go back to my place and do some math: add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and MULTIPLY!"
"i love every bone in your body, ESPECIALLY mine!"
"you've been a bad girl! GO TO MY ROOM!"
"are you free tonight or will it cost me?"
ok i'm done...:bigthumb:
jinushaun
06-12-2003, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by S13_Iketani
"are your parents from Tennessee? cause you're the only ten I see."
"were your parents mentally challenged? because you're special."
"i've lost my number, can i have yours?"
or alternatley
"i've lost my virginity, can i have yours?"
"hey baby i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you tonight?"
"can you suck a golf ball through a 50 foot garden hose?"
run into bar, look around frantically. grab first attractice girl you see by the arm, look her up and down nervously and state "you'll do!"
"hey baby, fuck me if i'm wrong , but isn't your name Oocheekatonalowalla?"
"hey baby do you wanna fuck......ing drink?"
"i like peanut butter. wanna fuck?"
"i am a super-hypnotic mind being. take...off...your...bra..."
"i wanna put my thingy in your thingy"
*take ice cube from her drink, smash on floor* "there. now that we've broken the ice, fancy a fuck?"
"hey baby, let's go back to my place and do some math: add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and MULTIPLY!"
"i love every bone in your body, ESPECIALLY mine!"
"you've been a bad girl! GO TO MY ROOM!"
"are you free tonight or will it cost me?"
ok i'm done...:bigthumb: :bigthumb:
I don't get the TN one though.
"are your parents from Tennessee? cause you're the only ten I see."
"were your parents mentally challenged? because you're special."
"i've lost my number, can i have yours?"
or alternatley
"i've lost my virginity, can i have yours?"
"hey baby i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you tonight?"
"can you suck a golf ball through a 50 foot garden hose?"
run into bar, look around frantically. grab first attractice girl you see by the arm, look her up and down nervously and state "you'll do!"
"hey baby, fuck me if i'm wrong , but isn't your name Oocheekatonalowalla?"
"hey baby do you wanna fuck......ing drink?"
"i like peanut butter. wanna fuck?"
"i am a super-hypnotic mind being. take...off...your...bra..."
"i wanna put my thingy in your thingy"
*take ice cube from her drink, smash on floor* "there. now that we've broken the ice, fancy a fuck?"
"hey baby, let's go back to my place and do some math: add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and MULTIPLY!"
"i love every bone in your body, ESPECIALLY mine!"
"you've been a bad girl! GO TO MY ROOM!"
"are you free tonight or will it cost me?"
ok i'm done...:bigthumb: :bigthumb:
I don't get the TN one though.
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