Words Women Use
Oz
06-11-2003, 05:09 AM
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when
they feel they are right and you need to shut up.
Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
minutes that your football game is going to last
before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your
toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the
feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing"
usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman
getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
GO AHEAD
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say
you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will
say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
This is the word women use to end an argument when
they feel they are right and you need to shut up.
Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
minutes that your football game is going to last
before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your
toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the
feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing"
usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman
getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
GO AHEAD
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say
you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will
say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
Neutrino
06-11-2003, 05:13 AM
OZ is wise.......:worshippy
Toksin
06-11-2003, 05:29 AM
W3rd.
Neutrino
06-11-2003, 06:04 AM
Originally posted by Toksin
W3rd.
i believe we have a smilie fot that---->:werd:
:slap:
W3rd.
i believe we have a smilie fot that---->:werd:
:slap:
207010
06-11-2003, 06:22 AM
where have i heard this before?? i think it may be a:repost: still funny though no matter how many times i have heard them !
taranaki
06-11-2003, 06:23 AM
You missed a phrase,Oz......
MARRY ME
Can mean anything from'I want to be sure that I can have sex with you every night' to 'I want to rip out your heart,stamp on your testicles and screw your bank account for the rest of your life....'
but that is usually a definition applied at the wrong end of the relationship.:frown:
MARRY ME
Can mean anything from'I want to be sure that I can have sex with you every night' to 'I want to rip out your heart,stamp on your testicles and screw your bank account for the rest of your life....'
but that is usually a definition applied at the wrong end of the relationship.:frown:
Pizzle00
06-11-2003, 06:39 AM
hehehehe.....now are we really that bad to converse with ??
:icesangel
:icesangel
taranaki
06-11-2003, 06:58 AM
Originally posted by Pizzle00
hehehehe.....now are we really that bad to converse with ??
:icesangel
I find that the longer I know a lady,the more complex the conversation gets.:eek:
hehehehe.....now are we really that bad to converse with ??
:icesangel
I find that the longer I know a lady,the more complex the conversation gets.:eek:
VWSNOT
06-11-2003, 01:14 PM
Very funny...:iceslolan
drklver
06-11-2003, 01:33 PM
:bigthumb:
Midnight Racer
06-11-2003, 01:37 PM
:dogpile:
SeXy_AnGeL
06-11-2003, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by Oz
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when
they feel they are right and you need to shut up.
Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe thefeeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
It really took you guys that long to figure out....I really thought you were smarter than that. But good tips to the ones who have no idea yet.
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when
they feel they are right and you need to shut up.
Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe thefeeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
It really took you guys that long to figure out....I really thought you were smarter than that. But good tips to the ones who have no idea yet.
YogsVR4
06-11-2003, 02:51 PM
Oz has revealed the truth! Now if only he could figure out what to do about it….. :D
Thats the funniest list yet this week :smile:
Thats the funniest list yet this week :smile:
gigatron
06-11-2003, 02:51 PM
Honestly what you've said is not even funny its so true! LoL!! I swear what you've said its just like that o_O; There are some others here and there but ya lol..
Deakins
06-11-2003, 02:53 PM
VWSNOT
06-11-2003, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by Deakins
:repost: http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=51490
:repost: .....:dunno:
:repost: http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=51490
:repost: .....:dunno:
tonioseven
06-11-2003, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by Pizzle00
hehehehe.....now are we really that bad to converse with ??
:icesangel *Looks around for wife before answering the question* Yes!!! *goes back into quiet, content husband mode*
hehehehe.....now are we really that bad to converse with ??
:icesangel *Looks around for wife before answering the question* Yes!!! *goes back into quiet, content husband mode*
numbware
06-11-2003, 04:52 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Shortbus
06-11-2003, 06:24 PM
OMG that is funny as hell, I can relate all of those to my wife.
Though the one I fear the most is.
"So how many beers have you had?"
There is no correct answer for this one, I think my wife came with
the Breathalyzer as a standard option.
Usually before the :cya: starts I turn around and
run like hell.
Though the one I fear the most is.
"So how many beers have you had?"
There is no correct answer for this one, I think my wife came with
the Breathalyzer as a standard option.
Usually before the :cya: starts I turn around and
run like hell.
grimmy
06-11-2003, 08:47 PM
teh john is a wise man...
i myself am a fan of the "run like hell" option to end an argument.
god must be too, why else would he make girls run like girls?
that i believe is also why they have boobs.. a little cushion for when they fall due to running after a$$ holes like us
i myself am a fan of the "run like hell" option to end an argument.
god must be too, why else would he make girls run like girls?
that i believe is also why they have boobs.. a little cushion for when they fall due to running after a$$ holes like us
Oz
06-11-2003, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by grimmy
teh john is a wise man...
i myself am a fan of the "run like hell" option to end an argument.
god must be too, why else would he make girls run like girls?
that i believe is also why they have boobs.. a little cushion for when they fall due to running after a$$ holes like us
:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::bigthumb:
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teh john is a wise man...
i myself am a fan of the "run like hell" option to end an argument.
god must be too, why else would he make girls run like girls?
that i believe is also why they have boobs.. a little cushion for when they fall due to running after a$$ holes like us
:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::bigthumb:
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Deakins - :thefinger
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