The most luxurious car on the planet...

taken from some website

Tiger Woods was en route from Cork to Dublin Airport in a hired Volvo, having taken part in a charity golf classic....
He stopped to refuel at a petrol station somewhere in rural Cork. He drove onto the forecourt, and got out of the car. As the attendant approached, Tiger dropped his keys. As he bent to pick them up, two golf tees fell out of his shirt pocket.
Attendant: ´What´s dem, Tiger?´ (said with a really thick Cork accent)
Tiger: ´They´re tees, man.´
Attendant: ´What´s dem for?´
Tiger: ´I put my balls on them when I´m driving.´
Attendant: ´Jaysus, those boys at Volvo think of everything!´

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LOL

:D

:p

:licker:

A man pulls his car up alongside a boy walking down the footpath.
"I'll give you $10 if you hop in" he says.
"No!" replies the boy.
He drives slowly beside him for a bit before having another go.
"How about $20?"
"No! Go away!"
"Okay, what about $50?"
"Look, Dad. You bought the Volvo - You have to live with it!"

LOL :D :hehehe: Tiger Woods is the man

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LOL :lol2: :lol2: very funny

Double LOL! :lol2: :lol2:

I can always find a good laugh on AF

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Originally posted by HuMMerMan
Double LOL! :lol2: :lol2:

I can always find a good laugh on AF

:D :D :D