Sleeping agent

The doctor, who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her
life, finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her
to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As
the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she has a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!?"

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that
could possibly help you sleep!

"She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I
know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe me, it helps me sleep at night!"

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GOOD ONE DAVE!

Originally posted by Oz
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GOOD ONE DAVE! :werd: :spit:

Originally posted by Oz
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GOOD ONE DAVE! :iagree:

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Oh dear goodness gracious. What in the world is a 16 y/o having sex for? :icon16:





































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Originally posted by saturntangerine

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